Pontiac Bandit Season 1, Episode 12 - Aired January 7, 2014

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Rosa gets information on a car thief who has eluded Jake's capture. Meanwhile, the precinct struggles to accommodate a scooter-bound Charles, and Captain Holt tries to find a home for two puppies.

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Guest Stars: Craig Robinson as Doug Judy, Dirk Blocker as Hitchcock, Joel McKinnon Miller as Scully, Armelia McQueen as Diane, Jose Chavez as Tattoo Guy, London Kim as Norman 'The Barber' Lee, Jake Lockett as Jeff, David Terrell as Eye Witness with hat, Andre L. Walker as Mechanic

Writers: Norm Hiscock, Lakshmi Sundaram

Director: Craig Zisk

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Episode Quotes

Sergeant Jeffords: Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident.
Hitchcock: I did, but it brought me and Scully closer together.

Jake: I've been trying to catch the Pontiac Bandit for eight years. You know how many months that is?
Rosa: 96.
Jake: 80. 40. 6. Years. Months.
Captain Holt: Do you need a math tutor? Because the department will provide one for you.
Jake: I can't tell if you're being serious.

Captain Holt: Ouch. He ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain.

Diane: Dougie! Oh, my beautiful boy. Well, shouldn't you be at work?
Doug Judy: Never too busy to see my mama.
Diane: Oh.
Doug Judy: Mama, this is my girlfriend Rosa. And this is my personal assistant, Mangy Carl.
Jake: Aw, it's nice to meet you. You can just call me Carl.
Doug Judy: Mangy Carl used to be a homeless gentleman. I work with a charity that finds jobs for down-on-their-luck white people.

Captain Holt: Maybe your twins would like some little furry friends?
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm sorry, sir, but that's impossible. With the twins learning how to walk, chaos reigns at the Jeffords household. I can't let those innocent pups into that madhouse. Terry won't do you like that.