308 - Ava Aired November 22, 2015


Terry leaves Jake in charge of entertaining his pregnant wife, Sharon, while he and Rosa head to Rikers to learn more about the Douglass Street murders. But when Sharon's water breaks sooner than expected, crisis ensues at the precinct. Meanwhile, due to an internet outage, Amy and Charles must process all the paperwork by hand to avoid the bullpen from overflowing with perps and Holt is forced to confront his ex-boyfriend.

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Guest Stars: Nick Offerman as Frederick, Tom Proctor as Rake, Merrin Dungey as Sharon, Kaliko Kauahi as Brenda Hix

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Episode Quotes

Frederick: No, everything's fine, but I am a little concerned about Sharon's blood pressure. And this is a terrible environment.
Jake: I wouldn't call it terrible.
Frederick: We're surrounded by criminals, there's no bed, and you can hear the faint sound of someone screaming through all the vents.
Gina: That's Hitchcock. His arm's stuck in a pneumatic tube. It's hilarious.

Jake: Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.
Gina: Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.
Jake: The miracle of life?
Gina: Dress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm sorry I got angry earlier. You did a great job today. Hospital was the right decision. I'm so glad you're Ava's godfather. I'm so glad you're Sharon's god-husband.
I'm so glad you're my god-wife. I have no idea what I'm saying at this point.

Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up. Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.
Also, IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot. Now I will never see those pictures.
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch, you know I'm out of data.

Sergeant Jeffords: Jake, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Jake: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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308 'Ava' Press Release October 28 2015

FOX has issued the press release for the November 22 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Ava". Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation) guest stars as Frederick, Captain Holt's ex-boyfriend.  Full story