312 - 9 Days Aired January 19, 2016

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When Captain Holt and Jake accidentally contract the mumps during an investigation, they decide to be quarantined together in hopes of still solving the case. Meanwhile, Rosa tries to help Boyle through a mourning process, and Terry is forced to clean up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

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Episode Quotes

Captain Holt: Morning, everyone.
Jake: Morning, sir. Hey, look. We're food stain buds. Who are you wearing? Porridge?
Captain Holt: Um, oatmeal.

Amy: Oh, my God. He didn't even wipe it off.
Gina: He's totally given up on life.
Sergeant Jeffords: It's loneliness. Ever since Kevin left for his sabbatical in Paris, he hasn't been the same.
Amy: I tried to get him out of the house. I invited him to bar trivia, but he turned me down, not that Trivia Newton John needed the help. We're nationally ranked. It's no big deal.
Rosa: You're right, it's not.

Jake: Well, aren't you all just a bunch of big-hearted dum-dums. You want to make him feel less lonely? This is how you do it.
Rosa: A case file?
Jake: Yeah, dude loves work.
Amy: I thought all your cases were closed. You were bragging about it so much last night, I couldn't hear the end of the neighbors' fight.
Jake: It ended in sex. It always does. It didn't make me horny.

Jake: Ah, hola, mi capitan. Why am I speaking Italian, you might ask
Captain Holt: That was Spanish.
Jake: Yeah, there are too many languages. An old case of mine is starting to heat up, and I'd like your old help to help me solve it, senor?
Captain Holt: Still Spanish.
Jake: Right.

Gina: Ooh, standardized tests? I have a great trick. Fill in all the bubbles with Wite-Out, jams the machine, everyone passes.

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