9 Days Season 3, Episode 12 - Aired January 19, 2016

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When Captain Holt and Jake accidentally contract the mumps during an investigation, they decide to be quarantined together in hopes of still solving the case. Meanwhile, Rosa tries to help Boyle through a mourning process, and Terry is forced to clean up Hitchcock and Scully's mess.

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Guest Stars: Oscar Nuñez as Dr. Porp, Jeff Bosley as Nick DiTullio, Larry Guli as Joey Garibaldi

Writers: Justin Noble

Director: Dean Holland

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Episode Quotes

Rosa: I want to say a few words. When Jason died seven days ago, I didn't give a rat's ass.
Charles: This is your speech?
Rosa: 'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Gina: Very violent eulogy, I like it.

Jake: Medical examiner, jackpot. The gym is full of bodies.
Captain Holt: No, Department of Health.
Jake: Oh.
Captain Holt: There's been an outbreak of the mumps.
Jake: Mumps, that's a funny word.
Captain Holt: It's actually a very serious and highly contagious infectious disease.
Jake: Yeah, but we're fine. We were only in contact with that guy for a couple of seconds. Plus, he didn't even lick any of our eyeballs.

Sergeant Jeffords: What the hell is going on in here?
Scully: Hitchcock's trying to steal my sandwich.
Hitchcock: Well, we both ordered meatball subs, but they only delivered one. It's mine!
Sergeant Jeffords: Guys, guys, look, just walk to the sub shop it's a block away and get a second sandwich.
Scully: Walk?
Hitchcock: Are you insane?
Sergeant Jeffords: Fine, cut the damn sandwich in half.
Scully: And then what, genius? We each eat a 6-inch sub?
Hitchcock: Two and a half meatballs a piece?
Scully: Are we children?
Hitchcock: What is this, Russia?
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, that's it. No one eats the sub. Get back to work!

Captain Holt: Perfect timing as our quarantine has finally ended and our goiters are gone.
Jake: Yes, indeed. We're free to go outside and lick whoever's eyeballs we'd like.
Captain Holt: Inaccurate, no one is ever free to do that.
Jake: Yeah, you're right.

Jake: - Morning, Captain.
Captain Holt: Peralta.
Jake: I'd like to introduce you to someone. His name is Simon, and I hate him.
Captain Holt: Hello, Simon. This is Balthazar. He's an evil demon who spits fire in my throat.
Jake: Goiters, huh?

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