The Cruise Season 3, Episode 13 - Aired January 26, 2016

The Cruise

Jake and Amy are excited to go on their first real vacation together, but Amy's perfectly planned cruise ship itinerary is thwarted when they discover an old adversary is on board with them. Meanwhile, Gina and Terry help Captain Holt survive a visit from his sister, Debbie, and Charles and Rosa vie for the same apartment.

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Guest Stars: Niecy Nash as Debbie, Sam Adegoke as Ship Photographer, Jack Axelrod as Henry Coles, Mike Watson as Bill Dugan, Ruben Garfias as Luis Gotaro

Writers: Tricia McAlpin

Director: Michael Spiller

 This episode features in the list Jake and Amy: Key Episodes.

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Episode Quotes

Debbie: Look at you. Always working. What happened to my fun big brother?
Captain Holt: Fun? I was never fun. You take that back.

Doug Judy: Thank God you were there, Peralta. I knew you wouldn't let your best friend die.
Jake: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Doug Judy: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting him out of his shell.
Amy: Tell me about it. Every time we get emotional, he's like, "Noice, smort."

Jake: Hey, can I ask you something?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Jake: If the toilets drain into the ocean, does that mean a tiny shark could swim up and bite me in the butt?
Amy: No, not at all.
Jake: Psh, lame.

Amy: I got five down. I figured out the theme. It's boats.
Doug Judy: Okay, I get it. She's smart and lovable; you're scrappy and lovable; together you're just lovable and lovable.

Amy: Cruise itineraries, hot out of the laminator. Who's ready for some nonstop totally scheduled fun?

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