320 - Paranoia Aired March 29, 2016

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Rosa enlists Jake to help change Terry's disapproving opinion about her fast-moving relationship with Adrian Pimento. But their love for each other is put on hold when Pimento thinks someone from his past is trying to kill him.

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Guest Stars: Jason Mantzoukas as Adrian Pimento

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Episode Quotes

Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up, everyone. While Captain Holt's out of town at his conference, I'm in charge, which means, Jake, I order you to throw out that gingerbread house. It's from Christmas.
Jake: Fine But you're gonna be leaving a lot of ants with no home.

Adrian Pimento: Check it out, losers. Guess who got their dealer!
Jake: Nice! How'd it go down?
Rosa: We chased him through a subway tunnel, back up through the storm drain, Adrian and I got engaged, and then we busted him with a half kilo of coke in his sock.
Jake: Wait, wait, wait. What'd you just say?
Adrian Pimento: It was in his sock. These dummies, they never think we're gonna check their socks.
Amy: No, before that, weirdo.

Rosa: Jake, can I talk to you about my wedding for a second?
Jake: Need help choosing a dress? Big puffy bow in the back, can't go wrong.
Rosa: No to all of that.

Rosa: He thinks we're rushing into things, but we're not. I love Adrian. Every time I see him, my heart just explodes.
Jake: Wow, that's, like, some Lionel Ritchie-grade love stuff.

Charles: Maid of honor? Yes, a million times, yes! [gasps] It would be an honor.
Oh, my God, that's why they call it that.
Rosa: Great, but I specifically said, "co-maid-of-honor," because I am also asking Amy and Gina.
Charles: I guess that's okay, if you want to water down your Charles Boyle with a couple of ice cubes.

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320 'Paranoia' Press Release March 21 2016

FOX has issued the press release for the next episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Paranoia". Jason Mantzoukas continues his guest stint as Adrian Pimento in the episode.  Full story