Captain "CJ" is having major problems with a big case, and Jake and Holt find the motivation to help him out. Inside the precinct, war ensues when Terry enforces a green initiative and tells Gina to get rid of her precious space heater, while Rosa and Boyle take a break from the night shift to visit a foot massage parlor.
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Guest Stars: Ken Marino as Captain C.J. Jason Stentley, Sean Dillingham as Marco Severino, Joseph A. Garcia as Yordano, Maurice Hall as Martin A. Navratilov, Edelyn Okano as Kris Lloyd Evert, Paul Urcioli as Deputy Commissioner Ultrecht
Writers: Luke Del Tredici
Director: Dean Holland
Sergeant Jeffords: And, Gina, you can't run that space heater 24/7 anymore.
Gina: Space heater? Excuse me, this is a Fornax Radiant Comfort System, and her name is Jacinta.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, well, Jacinta's gotta go.
Gina: He didn't mean that, darling.
Sergeant Jeffords: Seriously, turn off the space heater.
Gina: No.
Sergeant Jeffords: Do it, now. That's an order.
Gina: Yeah, well, you don't wanna start a battle of the wills with Gina Linetti because you will emerge from that battle a broken man. Not to brag, but I was name-checked in my kindergarten teacher's suicide note.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh my God.
Sergeant Jeffords: Seriously? The heater's under your skirt?
Gina: Maybe. You can't prove that.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, I can. There's a cord running under it, and I think you may be on fire.
Gina: Mm, so?
Sergeant Jeffords: What do you mean "so"?
Gina: I'm not giving up Jacinta.
Sergeant Jeffords: You are on fire, Gina. You do not have the upper hand in this situation.
Gina: I always have the upper hand.
Sergeant Jeffords: Not when there's flames shooting out of your butt!
Gina: Especially when there's flames shooting out of my butt.
Jake: That was a train wreck.
Captain Holt: Yes, he never should have been put in that position. Whoever recommended him for the medal and called all those reporters really messed up.
Jake: Wait, what are you saying?
Captain Holt: Oh, nothing. It just seems as if C.J. has been overmined.
Jake: You did this?
Captain Holt: I did.
Jake: And you used my made-up word.
Captain Holt: I hated it, "overmined." What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?
Jake: It was no snaccident.
Amy: That's why they say "it's test time, so diaper up." They say that, I've never said that. I've never worn a diaper during test. Who would wear a diaper during a test? That's ridiculous, I mean-
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: But the bag is missing, so - Hey, how big of a deal is it if I, um, if I never find it?
Jake: I'd say it's a very-
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Ah-uh-uh-uh. Sugarcoat it for me.
Jake: Okay, um, no biggie.
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: Ahh, that is great news. Thank you so much. Hey, if you see something, say something. Oh, that is catchy, huh? It's like, I just made up a hit song.
Jake: Nope, very common police expression.
Captain C.J. Jason Stentley: If you see somethin' say somethin', come on and party tonight.
Title | Date Posted |
409 'The Overmining' Press Release | November 14 2016 |
FOX has issued the press release for the December 6 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "The Overmining". Full story |