Charles enlists Jake's help in tracking down his son's favorite toy for Christmas, and the two find themselves accidentally facing off against a Latvian criminal ring as a result. Back at the precinct, the team gears up for their annual Christmas carol competition against their sworn enemy: the MTA...
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Guest Stars: Mary Lynn Rajskub as Genevieve, Antonio Raul Corbo as Nikolaj Boyle, Lance Barber as Patrick, Carlos Antonio as Melvil, Phil Augusta Jackson as Jeremy, Mitchell L. Johnson as Ivan Tragovic, Peter Kirilov as Sergei, Malene Ostergaard as Svetlana, Deren Tadlock as Marv, Taylor F. Bailey as Attendee
Writers: Matt Lawton
Director: Jaffar Mahmood
Jake: So, pretty crazy how you took out that Latvian mob guy back there.
Charles: I know, I felt like a superhero, like the Hulk's mom.
Jake: Why the mom?
Sergeant Jeffords: I hate that we lose to those pasty-assed mole people every year.
Captain Holt: Oh, there's no point in mincing your words. They're knaves!
Gina: Captain, you kiss Kevin with that mouth?
Captain Holt: You bet I do. And tonight, I'm gonna sing with it. We're taking down the MTA.
Charles: Come on, focus, Jake.My boy's happiness is at stake. I mean, read the email Genevieve just sent me. Skip the part about her bra.
Jake: Impossible, it's in all caps, bolded. Oh, here we go: "Nik-Nik is so excited you're getting him Captain Latvia." And then there's a photo of him karate chopping a cat.
Charles: Oh, yeah, that's Captain Latvia's move, the Riga Hammer. You hit a guy here, he goes down instantly.
Jake: Sounds a little far-fetched.
Charles: Okay, well, tell that to Captain Latvia's enemies. Oh, wait, you can't ... because they're unconscious.
Charles: Hey there, jokers. I got a joke for you: What did one Estonian farmer say to the other? Our crop yields are so much smaller than that of mighty Latvia.
Jake: Hey there, Nikolaj, my man. How you doing?
Nikolaj Boyle: Hi, Jake, we made Daddy Latvian Christmas cookies. Want one?
Jake: You bet I do.
Genevieve: The potato really brings out the vinegar.
Jake: Neither of those are cookie things. I'm just gonna put that back.
Title | Date Posted |
410 'Captain Latvia' Press Release | November 16 2016 |
FOX has released the synopsis for the December 13 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Captain Latvia". Mary Lynn Rajskub reprises her role as Genevieve in the episode. Full story |