Jake and Charles realize that they've been suckered into the cult-like NutriBoom pyramid scheme, and must find a way to sever their contracts.
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Guest Stars: Winston Story as Bill, Christine Garver as Angela, Drew Tarver as Gary Jennings, Joshua Elijah Reese as Peter, Jay Chandrasekhar as Jay Chandrasekhar, Joe Hartzler as Todd, Kate Butler as Debbie Stovelman
Writers: David Phillips
Director: Trent O'Donnell
Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.
Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.
Amy: Well, I'm not sure there's anything left to try. No matter what I did, he just kept interrupting me with all his own ideas.
Captain Holt: Were they good ideas?
Amy: I don't know. I didn't listen to them. Damn. Did you just solve it that easily?
Captain Holt: Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure. Because an Amy is a tool.
Amy: I'm a tool?
Captain Holt: Yes, you're a massive tool. You're useful and valuable. Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes because they have such strong ideas. But you should always listen to an Amy because they will only make you better. At least, that's my experience.
Amy: Thank you, sir.
Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.
Charles: Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up.
Peter: New NutriCruit? Boom, boom!
Jake: Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture.