DFW Season 5, Episode 17 - Aired April 15, 2018

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Jake invites his newly discovered half-sister to stay with him in New York, but when he and Amy realize she's a bit of a nightmare, they must find a way to get her back home to Dallas.

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Guest Stars: Michael Cassady as William, Kirk Fox as Kurt, Ricardo J. Chacon as Airport Cop, Stevens Gaston as Waiter, Keeshan Giles as Officer Dirk Murkurerk, Keylor Leigh as Aubrey, Heath McPhaul as Lenore Michaelson, Katie Michels as Trishelle, Devin Sidell as Gwen, Ahmed T. Brooks as Perp #1, Adam Bucci as Perp #2, Marcus Terrell Smith as Perp #3, John Shartzer as Perp #4, Roshan Malone as Perp #5, Nasim Pedrad as Katie Peralta

Writers: Jeff Topolski

Director: Jaffar Mahmood

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Episode Quotes

Rosa: I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.
Gina: What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.

Amy: So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare.
Jake: I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare.
Amy: Those are so much scarier.
Jake: Yeah.

Amy: Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere. Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants.

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Holt, I need a - what's going on?
Captain Holt: My doctor said I should be more active, but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit.

Charles: Well, there's no reason to be defensive, just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. We all have our thing. You're a muscler, I'm a boner.