DFW Season 5, Episode 17 - Aired April 15, 2018

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Jake invites his newly discovered half-sister to stay with him in New York, but when he and Amy realize she's a bit of a nightmare, they must find a way to get her back home to Dallas.

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Guest Stars: Winston Story as Bill, Christine Garver as Angela, Drew Tarver as Gary Jennings, Joshua Elijah Reese as Peter, Jay Chandrasekhar as Jay Chandrasekhar, Joe Hartzler as Todd, Kate Butler as Debbie Stovelman, Nasim Pedrad as Katie Peralta

Episode Quotes

Jake: Um, when was the last time you saw your dad?
Katie Peralta: I mean, I've only ever met him like nine times. Ten if you count the time he sent his co-pilot Steve to hang out with me, 'cause he was too hungover.
Jake: I remember Steve. He taught me how to shave.
Katie Peralta: He taught me how to shave.
Amy: Where?!

Rosa: I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.
Gina: What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.

Amy: Ugh, there are silver butt prints everywhere. Why did he need to paint his butt? He wears pants.

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Holt, I need a - what's going on?
Captain Holt: My doctor said I should be more active, but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit.

Rosa: Becky and I broke up. She ate soup too much.
Gina: What, like every day?
Rosa: It happened twice.