Charles plans an elaborate scavenger hunt for Jake's bachelor party, but the day goes awry when the guys decide to take some short cuts instead. Meanwhile, Amy's bachelorette party escalates when the ladies realize she previously slept with a member of her soon-to-be wedding band.
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Guest Stars: Reginald VelJohnson as Himself, Sarah Baker as Kylie, Blake Anderson as Constantine Kane, Christopher Gehrman as Sam Boyle
Writers: Carly Hallam Tosh
Director: Beth McCarthy-Miller
Amy: I'm so excited for tonight. Thank you to my best friend, Kylie, for organizing this. And thank you for coming, ladies and gentlemen.
Rosa: I still don't get why you guys are here.
Hitchcock: Well, as I understand it, Amy lost some sort of bet with Jake.
Amy: It's true. In hindsight, we should probably stop making major decisions through bets and competitions.
Sergeant Jeffords: We've been at this bachelor party for over an hour, wandering around aimlessly and we haven't done one bachelor party thing!
Captain Holt: Well, Terry, if you'd like, I could share a lewd story. Kevin got me quite horny this morning.
Jake: Oh, see?
Jake: And gentlemen, welcome to my bachelor party. This is the elite party squad. That is, assuming the captain is ready to let loose?
Captain Holt: Captain? I don't think so. I want you guys to think of me as one of the boys. So tonight I'll be swapping out my captain's hat for my Kangol hat. Call me Raymond.
Gina: More importantly, why are you guys dressed like that? You look like you're on "Empire".
Scully: That's what we were going for. Drip drop.
Jake: Charles, tell us everything we're doing tonight.
Charles: Well, that could take a long time. I've been planning this bachelor party for ten years.
Jake: But I met Amy eight years ago.
Charles: What does she have to do with this? JK. I'm happy for you both.
Title | Date Posted |
519 'Bachelor/ette Party' Press Release | April 5 2018 |
FOX has issued the press release for the April 29 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Bachelor/ette Party". Full story |