The Honeypot Season 6, Episode 7 - Aired February 21, 2019

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Jake and Holt clash over the merits of a new hire in the 99th precinct. Terry, Amy, Rosa and Charles try to do something about the cluttered bullpen.

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Guest Stars: Phil Reeves as John Kelly, Karan Soni as Gordon Lundt, Jeremy Cohenour as John Urblan, Angela Fornero as Yanya, Jason Andre Smith as Officer James

Writers: Carol Kolb

Director: Phil Augusta Jackson

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Episode Quotes

Jake: Hey there, Captain. Oh, is this your new assistant?
John Urblan: John Urblan. Nice to meet ya.
Captain Holt: And John Urblan has just been fired.
Jake: What?
John Urblan: I have?
Captain Holt: Meet "ya"? You just abbreviated a one-syllable word.
John Urblan: Is this for real?
Captain Holt: Yes. Now clean out your "des." I removed the K so you'd understand how absurd "ya" sound.
Jake: Oh, boy. Sorry, John Urblan. Bye.

Jake: Okay, sir, so that is the third assistant you've fired in three days.
Captain Holt: Because all the candidates are garbage. Microsoft Word is not a special skill, Marcie Lux from South Orange.

Jake: Come on, look at the size of that stack of resumes. There's got to be someone good.
Captain Holt: Oh, yes, perhaps I should keep an open mind. Perhaps cross-country skiing is a valuable skill in an office environment, Marcie Lux of South Orange.
Jake: Okay, so we can agree Marcie Lux is out of the mix.

Charles: Look, I don't want to sound like a Scully here, but I think it's hopeless. Nobody could organize this place.
Sergeant Jeffords: Nobody?
[later:]
Amy: Here's what I need. Sticky notes, three sizes, ten colors. Permanent markers, clickable only. I don't want caps slowing us down. And I need garbage bags, 33 gallon, blackout, cinch top. What are you all still doing here? Go, go, go!

Jake: Captain Holt, I'd like to introduce you to your new assistant. Drumroll, please. [Holt taps slowly] That's your drumroll?
Captain Holt: When a tempo isn't specified, any reasonable person would default to lento.

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