In order to distract Terry from the stress of his upcoming lieutenant's exam, Jake, Holt and the squad decide to hold the annual Halloween Heist on a new date, Cinco de Mayo.
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Guest Stars: Marc Evan Jackson as Kevin, Winston Story as Bill, Jake Green as Trent, Tony Nunes as Turner
Writers: David Phillips
Director: Rebecca Asher
This episode features in the list Halloween Heists.
Jake: Terry, what you did today was awesome and I just wanted to say I'm sorry if I took things too far.
Sergeant Jeffords: Are you kidding me? I was just guilting you as a tactic. I love how crazy the heist gets.
Jake: Okay, good, 'cause what I really wanted to say is next heist I'm gonna drown you in your own blood.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, yeah? Well, then I'm gonna rip your arms off and beat you to death with 'em.
Jake: Oh.
Kevin: I'm going to slice your Achilles' tendons, peel off your fingernails, and stick knitting needles in your eyes.
Both: Oh, damn.
Kevin: Raymond, you were right. These heists are fun.
Captain Holt: Santiago, shall we join forces?
Amy: Ooh, smart, teaming up with the reigning champ.
Captain Holt: Again with this nonsense? I'm the reigning champ. The only thing you won last heist was a lifetime of mediocre heterosexual intercourse with Jake.
Amy: [GASPS] How dare you. No one thinks you won last year.
Charles: A lot of infighting. Not too late to ditch Amy and team up with this pussycat burglar.
Captain Holt: Please, Boyle, your only value was you had a doppelganger which no longer matters since Bill died in that accident.
Amy: RIP, Bill.
Sergeant Jeffords: So sad.
Charles: I can still be useful without Bill. No hole's too tight for these tiny tips. [everyone groans] For stealing stuff.
Jake: Was it hard to get through the door?
Sergeant Jeffords: No. I'm strong as hell. The hard part was getting this bracelet off Scully's wrist. How can you even feel your hand with this thing so tight?
Scully: You're supposed to feel your hands?
Captain Holt: Okay, that whole lunch thing was clearly a ploy. But even still, I'm not worried about losing to Boyle.
Jake: No one is. He's a joke. All right, let's get this thing going. Scully will be locked in the supply closet with his bracelet.
Scully: Can I lie down on the floor?
Jake: Uh, yeah. You can do whatever you want. And you're already on the ground.
With Hitchcock. And you both have pillows.
Hitchcock: Best day ever.
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616 'Cinco De Mayo' Press Release | April 22 2019 |
NBC has released the synopsis for the May 9 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Cinco De Mayo". Full story |