Sergeant Jeffords: Twain? Terry doesn't want a twained ticket to "Kwazy Kupcakes."
Charles: That's not how tickets work.
Sergeant Jeffords: You'd just be ruining them.
Charles: None of us would get in.
Sergeant Jeffords: Are you dumb?
Jake: No! All right, full disclosure. I was trying to do that Bible thing and then one of you was gonna take the high road and say that rather than see the tickets destroyed, you would just bow out, and then that person was gonna get the tickets.
Sergeant Jeffords: Nope. If I don't get them, no one does.
Charles: Agreed. Boyles or bust. Cut them up.
Jake: [sighs] I'm not gonna do that. I'm just gonna have to think of another way to figure this out. Stupid Bible with stupid lessons never solved crap!