Captain Holt: Here's your persona: you're Billy "Big Time" Jankowski. You wear sunglasses, headphones, and an unwashed hoodie. You normally gamble online, from your mother's basement, where you live.
Jake: Seems unnecessary.
Sergeant Jeffords: The hoodie hides your sunglass-camera's electronics.
Jake: I more meant the living in my mom's basement virgin vibe.
Captain Holt: You added the virgin, but I like it. It's part of your backstory now.
Jake: But-
Captain Holt: You're a virgin. That's an order.
Jake: But I don't want to be a virgin again.