Dr. Frederick Tate: Oh, wow, strong words for someone who is clearly scared to talk about his own issues.
Jake: I'm not scared, okay? For example, I had an issue with texting while driving, but I fixed it. Now I just don't look at my phone while I type.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Case in point. Just know that you died without saying anything real.
Jake: Okay, okay, okay! Stop. Fine, you want something real? I tried therapy.
It only made things worse.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Uh-huh. Go on.
Jake: When I was a kid, I was acting out at school, so they made me and my parents do family counseling, but instead of helping me with my problems, the stupid therapist just brought up all my parents' issues. And once it was all out in the open, they fought all the time and eventually got divorced, and everything good in my life just went away.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Interesting. So you actually blame yourself for your parents' divorce?
Jake: No, I blame the therapy, which we only had to do because I- Oh, my God. I do blame myself. [choking up] Oh, here come the waterworks.