Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 7400

Quote from Gina in the episode DFW

Gina: So, how'd it go last night?
Rosa: Worst date I've ever been on.
Gina: Oh, no, that sucks. Then why are you coming in to work so late? It's almost like you spent the night somewhere. I don't know, like, maybe the bartender's?
Rosa: Wait, what? How do you know that?
Gina: Because Aubrey is my friend, and she was the real set-up all along.
Rosa: No, no, no, no, no.
Gina: Yes, I knew you'd reject whoever I put in front of you. I mean, Trishelle was just a decoy. And you fell for it hook, line, and skinny margarita.

 Gina Quotes

Quote from the episode Payback

Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.

Quote from the episode The Party

Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.

 ‘DFW’ Quotes

Quote from Gina

Rosa: I'm sorry. I just don't think this is something you're good at.
Gina: What? The only thing I'm not good at is modesty, because I'm great at it.

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Holt, I need a - what's going on?
Captain Holt: My doctor said I should be more active, but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit.

Quote from Jake

Amy: So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare.
Jake: I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare.
Amy: Those are so much scarier.
Jake: Yeah.

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