Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 8602
Quote from Charles in the episode The Last Ride
Charles: Okay, according to the tracker, Bodie's at a warehouse on 11th Street.
ESU is on site and waiting for our go.
Jake: Great, time to gear up. It's not the best case ever without some toys.
Charles: Oh, yeah. Toys for boys.
Jake: I don't know if I like that.
Charles: Adult toys.
Jake: Still sounds wrong.
Charles: Male toys.
Jake: You know what? Let's just not call them toys. That's my fault, I started it.
Charles: You got it, we'll just call them playthings.
Jake: We will not. Let's do this.
Charles Quotes
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.
Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1
Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!
Quote from the episode Into the Woods
Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
‘The Last Ride’ Quotes
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Do not trust any child that chews bubble gum-flavored bubble gum.
Do not trust any adult that chews gum at all.
Never vacation in Banff.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: When people say, "Good morning," they mean, "Hello." When people say, "How are you?" they mean, "Hello." When people say, "What's up?" they mean, "I am a person not worth talking to."
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Five minutes left. What have I missed? Professional handshake.
Amy: We did that. Fingers with a half-centimeter spread, up, down, then separate.
Captain Holt: Good. Acceptable fabrics?
Amy: Cotton or cotton blend. Wool is for outerwear only, and silk is for sex workers or musicians.
Captain Holt: Right. Good desserts?
Amy: There are none. If you are hungry, you should have had more dinner.
Captain Holt: That's it! We're done. You've been mentored.