Quote from Gina in the episode The Bank Job
Gina: Right, well, I would love to give you that info, but there's one little problem. I signed a non-disclosure agreement, which bars me from revealing his identity.
Amy: Wait, is he famous?
Gina: [chuckles]
Charles: Is it Batali?
Sergeant Jeffords: Charles, she can't say. Is it Batali?
Gina: Legally, I cannot say. I'm so sorry, guys, but I can give you a hint, and that hint is: He real famous. [all gasp] Ooh, y'all are agog. Textbook agog. Come on, fetus, let's bounce.
Quote from the episode Payback
Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.
Quote from the episode The Party
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Quote from the episode Tactical Village
Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.
Quote from Adrian Pimento
Jake: Well, listen, we need your help.
Adrian Pimento: Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids. That's a rule. But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick.
Rosa: No, babe, we don't want you to kill anyone.
Adrian Pimento:What? Really?
Rosa: No.
Quote from Hitchcock
Charles: Sarge, you think Gina will be okay?
Sergeant Jeffords: She says the doctor's can't be sure, but they're optimistic. Apparently, she has something called Ansel-Elgort Syndrome.
Charles: Oh, poor Gina.
Amy: Oh, my God.
Hitchcock: Oh, you fools. That's not a disease. Ansel Elgort's an actor. Did none of you see "The Fault in Our Stars"?
Sergeant Jeffords: No. Why did you?
Hitchcock: Teenage romance, dying chick, oxygen mask. Checks all my boxes.
Quote from Adrian Pimento
Adrian Pimento: Okay, here are the ground rules: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair, I am a-ok being stabbed, biting and scratching are on the table, you can use fire.
Jake: These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?
Adrian Pimento: Damn, man. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh? Oh, you little pervert. All right, I like it. Don't tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun.