Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode New Captain
Captain Seth Dozerman: I have made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep. That's why I need you idiots to work twice as hard. No, no, no, strike that, four times as hard. No, no no, strike that! I need you morons to work eight times harder that you've ever worked in your entire life! I'm having a heart attack. Yeah, I'm having a heart attack. Get back to work.
Sergeant Jeffords: Get a doctor!
Quote from the episode The Tagger
Sergeant Jeffords: You should take my minivan.
Rosa: A minivan? Ha ha.
Sergeant Jeffords: You all got a problem with my minivan? Because my wife doesn't like it either. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. They roll!
Quote from the episode Beach House
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.
Quote from the episode The Slump
Charles: Hey, Sarge. I need someone to fill out a line up. Will you be scary Terry?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.
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Sergeant Jeffords: This is taking too long! I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!
Quote from Captain Holt
Madeline Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
Captain Holt: Describing your breakfast?
Quote from Gina
Madeline Wuntch: Trent, Brice, where are we with the name?
Trent: We've narrowed it down to two choices. Petey or Paulie.
Gina: With all due respect, that Pigeon is clearly a Ray-Jay. Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.
Quote from Gina
Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.