Quote from Charles in the episode Hostage Situation
Jake: Hey, so do you think maybe you're rushing into the whole baby thing? I mean, you guys have only been dating three months.
Charles: She's the one, Jake. I'm done with that playboy lifestyle out till 11:00, drunk on sangria.
I don't want that anymore. I just want to be a papa.
Jake: Okay, yeah, so, hey, this is awesome. You're gonna have a baby.
Charles: I know! And you're gonna be its best friend.
Jake: Ah, well, based on the age diff, maybe more of a fun uncle/mentor.
Charles: Baby's best friend.
Jake: All right, so nonnegotiable.
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.
Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1
Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!
Quote from the episode Into the Woods
Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
Quote from Charles
Jake: Are you guys wearing one scarf?
Genevieve: Yep, Charles forgot his this morning. It's actually quite romantic. I think he did it on purpose.
Charles: Uh, let's just say, I definitely did it on purpose. Now, twirl me, darling!
Quote from Charles
Jake: Oh, I should've known.
You're a hugger, not a shaker.
Charles: It was the most painful thing I've ever done, and I've taken three of my grandparents off life support.
Jake: How are you always in charge of that?