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Operation Broken Feather

'Operation Broken Feather' - Season 1, Episode 15

Jake is upset when he learns Amy is considering leaving the precinct to work with "the Vulture" at the Special Crimes unit. Meanwhile, Jeffords helps Captain Holt reorganize the precinct to make it more productive.

Air Date: February 2, 2014.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

4.7

Quote from Jake

Jake: Amy, check it out.
Amy: Nice! You got it framed?
Jake: Of course. It commemorates our victory over the Vulture: the greatest day in human history. Sorry the tear gas made you look like a demon dog at the end of Ghostbusters.

4.4

Quote from Charles

Terry: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

4.3

Quote from Jake

Jake: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.
Captain Holt: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?
Jake: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.
Captain Holt: I pity your dentist.
Jake: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

4.3

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Are you familiar with the story of Icarus? He didn't want to quit, he flew too close to the sun, his wax wings melted and he died.

4

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: (At cinema to see Moneyball) The statistical analysis. (Sobs) It's so beautiful.

4

Quote from Rosa

Bill: Name's Bill Voss, just got this thing in the mail, said I won a free Bahamas cruise!
Terry: Congratulations, Bill! *Holds up police badge* You have six outstanding warrants for credit fraud!
Bill: Oh, man! Can't it wait 'til I get back from the Bahamas? I won a cruise!
Rosa: You're not very bright, are you, Bill?

3.7

Quote from Jake

Jake: Ah, Captain Holt. You look very ... sad? I can never tell.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Mlepnos: This song is a celebration song for when a dog loses its virginity.
Jake: Who checks that?!

3.5

Quote from Gina

Gina: Sweet sweater, Charles. You look like you're starring in an Albanian remake of The Cosby Show.

3.5

Jake: Fire Marshall Boone, we meet again.
Boone: Detective Peralta. Your fly's down. I made you look.
Jake: I didn't look and I'm wearing shorts. There is no fly.
Boone: That's not what your mom said.
Jake: You make no sense.
Boone: And now I'm inside your head.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: Another helpful hint.
Captain Holt: Goodbye.
Jake: It's learning!

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Now, I know you'd all prefer to go a bar, drink beer, and eat chips of various textures.

3.5

Quote from Charles

Boyle: Darn it. I had a belly dancing class. Tonight was Egyptian undulation.
Gina: Oooh, show us some moves.
Boyle: Sure.
Captain Holt: Dismissed!

3.5

Quote from Gina

Gina: I'd describe the workflow today as dismal with a tiny dash of pathetic.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Any time Mount Diaz erupts, everyone in the squad avoids her.
Captain Holt: Mount Diaz. Humorous. Yes.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Tell me, what room is right down the hall from her desk?
Captain Holt: The bathroom.
Sergeant Jeffords: If people are afraid to walk by Diaz, bathroom breaks will be to a minimum.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Amy: What's going on in there?
Hotel worker: An auction of Greek antiquities.
Jake: Ah, I believe it's pronounced "antiques".
Amy: I'm sorry about my partner.
He's never been to a museum.
Jake: Have so.
Amy: Wax museums don't count.
Jake: Then why are they called museums? It's right there in the name.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: Where did he get that?
Captain Holt: Good Lord, we're doomed. Boyle looks like a lesbian.

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Don't worry, I had a backup plan. I distracted her with a mirror. She's like a cockatiel, sir. Fascinated by her own reflection.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: Irwin, how would you like the honour of being the first man to undress in front of Amy Santiago?

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Are you familiar with the story of Moneyball? A man uses statistics and logic to win several baseball games. It's my favorite film.

3.5

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I'm flying high, Sergeant, and I'm never coming down.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: We still have to process the perp. You love processing. It's your favorite thing, after organizing your emails and replacing toilet paper rolls.

3.5

Quote from Gina

Gina: Hello, boys. Welcome to your own office. I hear you're trying to make the precinct more efficient.
Sergeant Jeffords: Gina, what are you doing in the Captain's chair?
Captain Holt: Please. I am open to any ideas about efficiency.
Gina: I have narrowed the problem down to one location. The Holt-Jeffords vortex. Things would go a lot faster if the two of you did less experimenting and more working. And I'm not the only one who thinks that.

3.5

Quote from Jake

Jake: In fact, if it helps, I wrote you a letter of recommendation. Which is riddled with spelling errors, I might add. Including the word "recommendation". Which is just ... I don't have to tell you about that. There's no way there's four Ms in that word, right?

3.5

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Boone: You don't have to dance every time.
Sergeant Jeffords: True, but I choose to dance every time.

3

Quote from Jake

Jake: Come on, we only have three minutes. It's like you're not even trying to confess!

3

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Brief me on the hotel robberies.
Jake: Helpful hint to the scientists that program you. Most humans say "Hello" at the beginning of a conversation.

3

Quote from Amy

Amy: I have to admit, I do love a thorough vacuumer. I'm a little OCD.

3

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Are you saying you want to secretly perform scientific experiments on your friends and co-workers to increase efficiency?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yes.
Captain Holt: Sounds fun. Let's do it.

3

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Hello, Peralta.
Jake: Ah, a human greeting. Nicely done.

3

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