Quote from Gina in the episode The Audit
Gina: Excuse me, guys, coming in.
Sergeant Jeffords: Wait. Gina, you sure you can fit in?
Gina: I'm sorry. Because of my injury, I can no longer fit in?
Sergeant Jeffords: No, I meant physically.
Gina: I'll have you know, I am physically as strong as I've ever been stronger even. I'm Gina Linetti, and I can do anything, okay? Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
(ALL GROAN)
Gina: Oh, yeah, this is too crowded. Shouldn't have wasted my speech on this moment.
Quote from the episode Payback
Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.
Quote from the episode The Party
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Quote from the episode Tactical Village
Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Captain Holt: Sergeant, please tell me this malfunctioning copier isn't gonna sink our precinct.
Sergeant Jeffords: I figured out how to turn it on, but the screen just shows a cartoon turtle sobbing.
Captain Holt: Perhaps it's a paper jam.
Sergeant Jeffords: And what about when the little sushi roll comes out and cuts the turtle's head off?
Captain Holt: Toner issue.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why?!
Quote from Captain Holt
Sergeant Jeffords: There's something I'd like to show you, Captain.
(Japanese copier starts up)
Captain Holt: "Terry crushed it." It works! I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Sergeant Jeffords: I mean, I've solved a lot of cases for you.
Captain Holt: And yet crime has continued.
Quote from Amy
Jake: Why'd you have to say he was boring?
Amy: Because he is boring. His favorite app on his phone is "contacts."