Quote from Gina in the episode The Tattler
Charles: But Jake, how can you be excited to return to your high school, the scene of Tattlegate?
Amy: What's Tattlegate? Why haven't I heard anything about it?
Charles: It was junior year and Jake was riding high-
Jake: Charles, no one wants to hear this story ... from you. It was junior year, and Jake was riding high. Sophomore year was rough, but now I was back with a hot new look: an earring and long hair.
Gina: Which was my look, and he just copied it.
Quote from the episode The Mole
Gina: It's Gina's phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.
Quote from the episode Payback
Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.
Quote from the episode The Party
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Quote from Charles
Rosa: Hey. So you know how Alicia and I broke up because she moved to London, then we tried to make it work, but the distance was too much and we broke up again?
Charles: No. The last thing you told me about yourself was that you were bi.
Quote from Amy
Amy: Okay, I've got something.
Jake: Oh. That's not Brandon's profile. It's mine.
Amy: I just want a quick peek at your attendance record. Zero absences. Oh, mama Printing this for later.
Jake: Keep it in your pants, Santiago.
Amy: Oh, that's exactly where it's going.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: Why is everyone gathered around the radio? Ooh, are they testing the emergency broadcasting system?