507 - Two Turkeys Aired November 21, 2017

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Jake and Amy attempt to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner, but their first holiday together as a family does not go well. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Holt and Kevin's special Thanksgiving pie is stolen from his office and Holt searches through the ranks for the possible culprit.

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Guest Stars: Bradley Whitford as Roger Peralta, Katey Sagal as Karen Peralta, Jimmy Smits as Victor Santiago, Bertila Damas as Camila Santiago, Marc Evan Jackson as Kevin

Episode Quotes

Roger Peralta: The Santiagos are here. Feliz Thanksgiving. How was the trip in? The flight must have been awful.
Jake: Hey, Dad?
Roger Peralta: This holiday is the worst.
Jake: Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?
Roger Peralta: Fine. I'll put on some pants.

Roger Peralta: Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed." I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early.
Victor Santiago: We arrived at the agreed upon time.
Roger Peralta: Right. So, like, super early.

Jake: Anyone hit the links lately?
Roger Peralta: I don't play golf.
Jake: What are you talking about? You played it all the time when I was a kid.
Roger Peralta: Never played golf in my life.
Karen Peralta: Jake, you're remembering when he used to pretend to golf so that he could spend his Sunday's cheating on me.

Sergeant Jeffords: I was at the gym. Ava's birthday/Thanksgiving dinner's a high-caloric affair. Terry needs to earn that feast.

Amy: Babe, our parents are vibing hard.
Jake: Drinking just makes people get along better. Do you think if I got my parents drunk every day when I was a kid they would have stayed together and we would have had a happy family?
Amy: Probably.
Jake: Right.

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