Two Turkeys Season 5, Episode 7 - Aired November 21, 2017

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Jake and Amy attempt to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner, but their first holiday together as a family does not go well. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Holt and Kevin's special Thanksgiving pie is stolen from his office and Holt searches through the ranks for the possible culprit.

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Guest Stars: Bradley Whitford as Roger Peralta, Katey Sagal as Karen Peralta, Jimmy Smits as Victor Santiago, Bertila Damas as Camila Santiago, Marc Evan Jackson as Kevin, Aubrey Manning as Helena, Pamela Shaddock as Nurse Elrog, Kenny Stevenson as Mark

Writers: David Phillips

Director: Alex Reid

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Episode Quotes

Captain Holt: Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
Kevin: [sighs] Because I love our annual trips to Saratoga Springs. The two of us driving in silence, looking at the barren trees. It's perfect. I I didn't wanna lose that.

Captain Holt: Thank you, all, for joining me. I checked into your alibis. Or should I say alib-lies!

Captain Holt: Boyle?
Charles: [crying] Nikolaj is a picky eater! I lied about his palate. All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles.
Captain Holt: And perhaps my walnut pie?
Charles: I wish. He hates nuts. My son is a basic bitch.

Roger Peralta: The Santiagos are here. Feliz Thanksgiving. How was the trip in? The flight must have been awful.
Jake: Hey, Dad?
Roger Peralta: This holiday is the worst.
Jake: Could we just press pause on that and maybe get some pants?
Roger Peralta: Fine. I'll put on some pants.

Roger Peralta: Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed." I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early.
Victor Santiago: We arrived at the agreed upon time.
Roger Peralta: Right. So, like, super early.

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