507 - Two Turkeys Aired November 21, 2017

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Jake and Amy attempt to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner, but their first holiday together as a family does not go well. Meanwhile, at the precinct, Holt and Kevin's special Thanksgiving pie is stolen from his office and Holt searches through the ranks for the possible culprit.

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Guest Stars: Bradley Whitford as Roger Peralta, Katey Sagal as Karen Peralta, Jimmy Smits as Victor Santiago, Bertila Damas as Camila Santiago, Marc Evan Jackson as Kevin

Episode Quotes

Jake: Now then, let's review our targets, shall we? First we have the Santiagos: Camila and Victor. They are traditional, reserved, and like their daughter, controlling.
Amy: I wouldn't say I'm controlling. I would say I'm Type A. You should write Type A there instead of controlling.
Jake: Vivid example of what we're up against.

Kevin: What do you all have planned for Turkey day?
Charles: Well, I've got a great Thanksgiving planned. Nikolaj has taken to food just like his papa, so I'm making an exotic spread. If it can fly or swim, we're eating its eggs.

Captain Holt: Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven. Smart. You knew I would never forgive you. But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this. Everyone here is a suspect.

Amy: Mrs. Peralta, I love this new ceramic that you painted. You know, my mom paints as well.
Karen Peralta: Really?
Camila Santiago: Yes. I paint on canvases though.
Jake: Oh. And that's different?
Karen Peralta: Very.
Camila Santiago: Completely.
Karen Peralta: I just always found canvas to be too restricting. For me with bowls and vases and furniture, the world is my canvas.
Camila Santiago: Yes, and for me, with canvas, the canvas is my canvas.
Jake: She said "canvas" so much.

Captain Holt: No, don't tell me why you did it. Tell him.
Rosa: You want me to talk to this picture of your husband?
Captain Holt: Look him in the eye and tell him what you did.
Rosa: I didn't do it, Kevin.
Captain Holt: Don't you say his name.

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