Valloweaster Season 7, Episode 11 - Aired April 9, 2020

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The Halloween heist returns once more as the squad compete to find out who is the greatest human/genius.

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Guest Stars: Winston Story as Bill, Gabe Fonseca as Flower Delivery Guy, Matthew Jones as Dr. Millford Cream, Carmella Riley as Dr. Gabbie Wince, Kenny Stevenson as Officer Mark, Becky Wu as Officer Janice, Stephen Wu as Flower Delivery Guy #2

Writers: Luke Del Tredici, Jeff Topolski

Director: Matt Nodella

 This episode features in the list Halloween Heists.

Episode Notes

  • The title refers to the various holidays around which the heist ran: Valentine's Day, Halloween, Easter.

Episode Quotes

Captain Holt: I can't believe the two strongest competitors got partnered up. We're a dream team like in the 1992 Summer Olympics.
Jake: Okay, I know you're not talking about basketball, so just tell me what weird sport you think the Dream Team was from.
Captain Holt: Sport? I'm talking about the opening ceremonies. Agnes Baltsa and Alfredo Kraus singing back-to-back arias.

Charles: Why would you do that? Jake and Holt are like the '92 dream team.
Amy: I know you're not talking about sports, so who do you think the '92 Dream Team was?
Charles: Aladdin and Abu.
Amy: Right.

Captain Holt: Was that the gems? Did you drop them?
Jake: That chair wasn't supposed to be there. Where'd they go?
Captain Holt: I can't see anything. Turn off the smoke. It's lucky I was prepared for you to fail. Now, I didn't wanna reveal him this early, but...
[high pitch whistle] Here he comes. Cheddar, Cheddar the Dog.
Jake: Yeah, we all knew he was coming. You don't have to make such a meal out of it.
Captain Holt: Go, Cheddar. Arcessere. Means fetch. Cheddar's been taking Latin.

Jake: Why would he have swallowed the gems?
Captain Holt: Well, a photograph of Cheddar was featured on "Chonky Pups," an Instagram account for overweight pets. A top comment called him a "thick king." Kevin and I put him on a diet, and I suppose he got hungry enough to mistake the gems for food.

Sergeant Jeffords: [sarcastically] Oh, no. I don't get to compete for a bunch of stones that were in a dog's butt. What will I do?
Jake: I'll have you know that a dog's butt is cleaner than a human's mouth.
Sergeant Jeffords: That can't be true.
Jake: Well, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth, and dog mouths lick dog butts, so you tell me where my theory is wrong.
Captain Holt: He has no comeback.

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711 'Valloweaster' Press Release March 25 2020

NBC has released the synopsis for the April 9 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Valloweaster", the latest instalment in the previously Halloween-based heist series to determine the greatest human/genius.  Full story