Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 4531

Quote from Jake in the episode The Wednesday Incident

Jake: So, Holt won't tell me if someone happened at home because I'm not his husband. But you know who is his husband?
Gina: His husband?
Jake: His husband. I was just a little slow.

 Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

 ‘The Wednesday Incident’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Coat, coat, jacket, coat. Is this a police precinct or a Turkish bazaar?

Quote from Gina

Gina: Jake, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Holt will never fire me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Squad, since Peralta's briefing was cut short, you can all use this time to clean up your desks. Look at this place. Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families.
Sergeant Jeffords: What's wrong with pictures?
Captain Holt: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

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