Quote from the episode The Mole
Gina: It's Gina's phone. Leave me a voice-mail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.
Quote from the episode Payback
Gina: Is she crying?
Jake: A little.
Gina: You should be wailing you stone-cold bitch. Now call my other grandma.
Quote from the episode The Party
Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
Quote from Captain Holt
Sergeant Jeffords: Captain Holt, I need a - what's going on?
Captain Holt: My doctor said I should be more active, but my squash club recently transitioned to racquetball. Since I'm not a dope-smoking hooligan, I decided to quit.
Quote from Jake
Amy: So, your sister's a bit of a nightmare.
Jake: I wouldn't say that. I mean, at most, she's a daymare.
Amy: Those are so much scarier.
Jake: Yeah.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Well, there's no reason to be defensive, just because you don't have the bone strength of a yogi. We all have our thing. You're a muscler, I'm a boner.