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Quote from Rosa in the episode Lights Out

Rosa: [over radio] Peralta, you there?
Jake: Yeah, what's up?
Rosa: You gotta get back here right now. Amy's water broke.
Jake: What?
Charles: What?
Jake: When?
Charles: When?
Jake: Did she lose her mucus plug?
Charles: Did she lose her mucus plug?
Rosa: I can't believe you're making me say this, but she thinks she lost her mucus plug yesterday, but mistook it for normal discharge.
Jake: How thick was it? Was it clear or milky?
Charles: Was it bloody? Was it "the bloody show?"
Rosa: Jake, I think it's very cool that you've learned this, very progressive. Charles, I think you know you crossed a line. Just get back here, now!

Quote from Scully in the episode Lights Out

Amy: Fine, look... I don't have to go to the hospital until my contractions are three minutes apart and last for at least 45 seconds.
Rosa: Yeah, but don't you need to go home and pack some stuff?
Amy: [scoffs] I'll be fine. Scully, you have a hospital go-bag at your desk, right?
Scully: Yep, what do you need? One-day, three-day, coma kit?
Amy: I rest my case.

Quote from Hitchcock in the episode Lights Out

Scully: Guys, stop wasting time. Headlamps on!
Hitchcock: We have to engage in blackout protocol.
Jake: I'm surprised, those guys are really springing into action. Nope, they're just eating all the food in the fridge before it goes bad.
Hitchcock: There's a dozen sandwiches here, I don't know what kind.
Scully: I'll figure it out later. Just start chewing.
Jake: Yeah, they suck.

Quote from Charles in the episode Lights Out

Charles: Oh, my God, he's beautiful. Oh, Jake, he's got your face.
Amy: Charles, meet Mac.
Jake: Short for McClane.
Charles: As in Shirley? I love it.
Jake: No, as in John, from "Die Hard."
Charles: I mean, they're both incredibly cool. Only one Oscar winner.

Quote from Charles in the episode Lights Out

Charles: Okay, okay, you take the perp back to the precinct. I'll stay here with her.
Jake: Are you sure?
Charles: Just remember to tell your son what Chee-Chee did here tonight.
Jake: How you feeling about Chee-Chee having said it out loud a few times?
Charles: I am loving it!

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Jake: Hey, what happened?
Officer Rick: Someone lost control of their car, jumped the curb, went through the fence, and rammed into the transformer. Guy must have been drunk. There was an empty bottle of vodka on the floor of the car.
Jake: Okay, Charles, I see two possibilities. One, he was vaporized into a being of pure electricity, becoming a supervillain known only as "The Surge Freak."
Officer Rick: Seems unlikely.
Jake: Yeah, I know, Officer Rick, that's why I said there were two possibilities. He probably just hobbled off so he wouldn't get a DUI. Here, we'll follow this very obvious trail of blood. Happy now? Stupid Officer Rick and his stupid joyless approach to life. Come on.

Quote from Charles in the episode Lights Out

Jake: I'm gonna miss the birth of my son.
Charles: No, you're not. Look, I didn't want to have to do this, but there is someone I can call.
Jake: Who?
[later:]
Charles: Hello, Peanut Butter. I know we don't see eye-to-eye. But we gotta put that behind us because my friend here...
Jake: Charles, the horse was a great idea but we don't have time for you to have a heart-to-heart with it.
Charles: Sorry, I'm just very emotional, Jake. Take care of my friend, you four-legged bastard!

Quote from Charles in the episode Lights Out

Amy: Thanks for getting Jake there in time.
Charles: Oh, don't thank me. The real hero is Lieutenant Peanut Butter.
Jake: No, it was all you, Charles. Or should I say... Uncle Charles.
Charles: Chee-Chee.
Jake: Don't ruin this moment for yourself.
Charles: Uncle Charles it is.

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Jake: How am I going to get back to the precinct? This thing is way too slow.
Charles: Not if we all band together and pedal like hell.
Jake: It's not gonna happen, Charles. Dotty's asleep, Kayla's flirting with Luis, and Briana's peeing in a trash can. That's illegal, Briana.
Briana: Oh, you know you love it.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Lights Out

Captain Holt: Mosey forward, name in lights, butt pop. Comb your hair. Now typing motion, pull it back. Jump forward, pelvic pump.
Sergeant Jeffords: You got it! Now, all we need to do is run it all together and do it at full speed.
Captain Holt: I must say, Jeffords, this dancing is quite distracting. I've completely forgotten that we're trapped here in this death box inspected by Bozo Beverly between clown shows.
Sergeant Jeffords: You know what, sir? I don't think you are thrusting your butt enough before the name in lights.
Captain Holt: Yes, yes. I felt that. God, I love that note. [exhales] Back to the top. I'll count us in. Five, six, seven, eight.

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Amy: So, only Captain Holt or Terry can initiate actual blackout protocol, but I don't see them anywhere.
Jake: Guys? Where did our dads go?

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Charles: Maybe it's not so bad out there. I mean, none of our phone are ringing.
Rosa: That's because all the cell towers are down. Nobody has landlines anymore, so they can't call in.
Jake: Huh, really makes you think about society's reliance on modern technology, doesn't it?
Rosa: No.
Jake: Yeah, me neither. I just thought maybe that's how you see it.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Lights Out

Captain Holt: ♪ Spank that bottom spank that bo... ♪ [lights come on, elevator starts] We will never speak of this again.

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Amy: Charles, get it together. I want you and Jake to go to the Gowanus power substation. That's where the transformer exploded. Work with ESU, get us a timetable for the power being restored, and hurry!
Jake: Wow, look at my pregnant wife taking charge. I don't know whether to be proud or turned on.
Amy: I said hurry!
Jake: Oh, my God, it's both.

Quote from Jake in the episode Lights Out

Woman: [o.s.] Help, help!
Charles: Jake, we don't have time. We'll call it in. Let someone else handle it.
Jake: No, we can't ignore a cry for help. We can handcuff him to the railing Dotty, call out if you need anything.
Dotty: I'd feel safer if you just shot him.
Jake: Dotty, no. We're not gonna shoot him!

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