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Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, Jake, guess who just called me?
Jake: The Jerky Boys. They're back!
Sergeant Jeffords: No. What? No.

Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

Rosa: Why are you so excited? You don't care about those stupid books.
Jake: I actually did read all of them in prison. They are the greatest books I've ever read, and I've read "Cujo."

Quote from Rosa in the episode Return to Skyfire

Sergeant Jeffords: Fourth favorite?
Rosa: Three was plenty. So was zero.

Quote from Rosa in the episode Return to Skyfire

Rosa: I can never get into any of this crap. I think the reason is because it's garbage.
Jake: Rosa, I think if you just gave it a chance, you would get hooked. I mean, what is it that you do in your free time that's so cool?
Rosa: Fix up old cars and sell them to celebrities. That's why I'm friends with Tom Hardy.
Jake: Right, so we agree that we're all equally cool.

Quote from Rosa in the episode Return to Skyfire

Rosa: Real diverse diversity panel.

Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

Jake: Terry, you are a great husband, father, detective, painter, dancer, and you're so jacked you have muscles on your back.
Sergeant Jeffords: Everyone has back muscles, Jake.
Jake: Nuh-huh, my back looks like the inside of a spoon.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Return to Skyfire

Charles: Hey. The desk sergeant said we're hosting a forensic sciences course.
Captain Holt: Yes, taught by Dr. Ronald Yee.
Amy: He revolutionized the field of forensic entomology. He is a rock star.
Captain Holt: Oh, please. Rock stars wish they were he. The man can tell how long a corpse had been decomposing just by studying the maggots inside. I'd like to see Barbra Streisand do that.
Amy: I'm not sure Barbra Streisand counts as a rock star, sir.
Captain Holt: She sings in English. That's rock music.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Return to Skyfire

Captain Holt: Yes, you can, but here's the thing: if we do well at this course, we receive board certification, which makes us eligible to receive a grant to open a field lab in the precinct, but-
Amy: Eh, but whenever we have a speaker come in, you kind of tend to always derail these things with personal stories.
Charles: That's how I learn. I relate course material to my experiences.
Captain Holt: Subjective learning. Millennials. (eyeroll)

Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

DC Parlov: This is my room, right over here. Listen, I need just a moment to clean up. I had a female visitor in earlier today dressed as Concubina. She got smears of green body paint all over everything. Everything.
Jake: He was talking about his penis.
Rosa: I know, Jake.
Jake: He pulls, Rosa. He pulls. That's all I'm saying.

Quote from Charles in the episode Return to Skyfire

Charles: Don't worry, I got this. Nobody sucks up like a Boyle. Our scoliosis allows us to bow more deeply than normal people.

Quote from Charles in the episode Return to Skyfire

Charles: My cousin Torvald is a hemophiliac, and his wife is a leech farmer. I say "wife," but it's a common-law marriage. For the longest time, Boyle wedding ceremonies were not recognized in the state.

Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

DC Parlov: We both have books coming out this fall, and we have a rather public bet about whose is going to sell better. I believe he's leaking my manuscript online just to hurt my sales. You should arrest him.
Jake: Well, we're not going to do anything until we've seen all the evidence.
DC Parlov: If this book fails, that's the end of "Skyfire."
Jake: Let's go take this son of a bitch down!

Quote from Jake in the episode Return to Skyfire

Landon Lawson: Parlov is my enemy, but he's also his own enemy, because he's such a boring and repetitive writer. He just keeps killing off characters, resurrecting them, and killing 'em off again.
Jake: Because of the Chrysalis Orb! Uh, sorry. Police officer, on a case.

Quote from Charles in the episode Return to Skyfire

Charles: We buried my Nana Boyle at the family farm, but because of the soil's high salt content, she turned into jerky.

Quote from Charles in the episode Return to Skyfire

Dr. Ronald Yee: Now, I need one person per group to have a plaster cast made of their head.
Captain Holt: Uh, will he or she Be able to speak?
Dr. Ronald Yee: Not while the plaster's on, no.
Captain Holt: I vote Charles.
Amy: Charles.
Charles: I was gonna vote me, too. I mean, I know the plaster can dry out your skin, but as a Boyle, I'm aggressively moist.

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