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Quote from Charles in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: I can't believe this is a rec center. It looks amazing.
Charles: You look amazing. Foxy as hell.
Sergeant Jeffords: Simmer down, Boyle.
Jake: No, no, I love it. Amp it up, Boyle.
Charles: Happy to. Jake, your body's kicking and skin is clear as a summer day.
Jake: Ooh!

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: Jake.
Jake: Ames, you look beautiful. But when are you getting your makeup put on? Y'all, she woke up like this.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: I planned everything so perfectly, and now it's all falling apart.
Jake: No, it isn't. Take a deep breath. All right, we got this. Terry, Rosa, will you please take this veil to a dry cleaner. And if they won't do a rush job, make them. Use force.
Sergeant Jeffords: I mean, we're not gonna abuse our power.
Jake: Of course not. We're good cops. I was just exaggerating. Rosa, I was not exaggerating.
Rosa: Great.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: Okay, now for the ring bearer situation. This actually might be a blessing in disguise. I know that he's your nephew, but I wasn't super jazzed about Mason.
Amy: Yeah, he should be cuter.
Jake: His face is too small for his head. He's a "Dick Tracy" villain.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: But I have an idea for a new ring bearer who is very adorable and very obedient.
Charles: I would be-
Jake: I'm talking about Cheddar the dog.
Charles: Yep, right.
Captain Holt: Brilliant. He loves responsibility.

Quote from Gina in the episode Jake & Amy

Gina: I'm gonna go with Holt. Seems like people are pairing off for adventures and we have the best rapport.

Quote from Hitchcock in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: Cheddar? Are you crazy? What about my-
Jake: Allergies? Got your meds right here. I brought them just in case Hitchcock decided to wear his toupee again. It's very clearly not human hair.
Hitchcock: Human hair is indistinguishable from badger fur.
Jake: That is absolutely not the case.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: But that reminds me, you two, our wedding band cancelled last minute, and I need you to find a replacement.
Scully: You can count on us.
Hitchcock: Flattop and The Freak. We always deliver.
Amy: Our band cancelled?
Jake: Not in any way, shape or form. But it's a very stressful day and I thought things would go better without Hitchcock and Scully here.
Amy: Aw, that's so smart.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: Who would do something like this?
Jake: Well, I clearly have an arch-nemesis. Finally. Must be someone I put away who's hell-bent on revenge. He's probably gonna make me choose between saving the city and saving the woman I love. Little does he know, I can save both.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: How are you so calm right now? Someone is trying to blow us up.
Jake: I'm calm because there's not really a bomb. I mean, if you're trying to kill someone, you don't call and give them a heads-up.
Amy: So they're just trying to scare us?
Jake: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. The bomb squad's on their way. They'll do a quick sweep, find nothing and split, and this will just become a funny story we work into our vows. "Amy, there was a bomb at this wedding. Ya butt. Ya butt is da bomb."
Amy: Please don't say that during the ceremony.
Jake: Is it that you don't like wordplay or you don't want me to talk about your butt at all? Because one of those notes is really gonna pull a thread.

Quote from Charles in the episode Jake & Amy

Amy: How did this guy even find out about the wedding? The stupid engagement announcement Charles put in the paper! It had the time and location of the ceremony.
Charles: Amy, be very careful about throwing around accusations like that, because if you're trying to say I somehow ruined Jake's wedding, then I'm gonna kill myself! So tread lightly.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: The bomb squad is already here. And they brought a robot. This is exactly how I imagined my wedding would be when I was a kid.

Quote from the episode Jake & Amy

Teddy: Amy Santiago.
Jake: Amy, look. Your ex-boyfriend is here on our wedding day. Why?
Teddy: This is my crew. Yeah, you called me boring, so I leveled up my cool. And now I run the bomb squad. I also started traveling. I went to Belgium. They have the best spaghetti.

Quote from Jake in the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: Teddy, let's get everything out on the table here. Last time we saw you, you kind of proposed to Amy. So you're not still in love with her, right?
Teddy: No, I definitely am. My therapist told me to stop trying to get over it.
Jake: Oh, weird that you wouldn't hide it even for your own pride.

Quote from Charles in the episode Jake & Amy

Teddy: But seriously, don't worry. I'm a cop. I have a job to do, and I'm gonna do it professionally.
Jake: That's great. I'm happy to hear that.
Teddy: Meaning I will be doing a super thorough sweeping of the building. It's gonna take hours, so you should probably just cancel the wedding. Anyway, congrats you two.
Charles: Congrats on the bomb squad.
Jake: Charles!
Charles: Right.

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