Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 6702

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Bad Beat

Sergeant Jeffords: Fine. Jake stinks, but I can play.
Captain Holt: Yes, but you have a rather unfortunate tell: your right breast.
[flashback]
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, no. My cards are terrible. (Terry's right breast visibly twitching)
Captain Holt: Sure they are.
[present]
Sergeant Jeffords: Dammit, Eugene, you sold me out!

 Sergeant Jeffords Quotes

Quote from the episode The Tagger

Sergeant Jeffords: You should take my minivan.
Rosa: A minivan? Ha ha.
Sergeant Jeffords: You all got a problem with my minivan? Because my wife doesn't like it either. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. They roll!

Quote from the episode Beach House

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.

Quote from the episode The Slump

Charles: Hey, Sarge. I need someone to fill out a line up. Will you be scary Terry?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.
[cut to:
Sergeant Jeffords: This is taking too long! I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!

 ‘Bad Beat’ Quotes

Quote from Scully

Scully: I miss my home chair.
Rosa: You miss a chair?

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Yes, yes, come to papa. Raise it a grand! Call. Raise. A pair of candy canes. I'm all in, baby.
Jake: What are you doing, sir?
Captain Holt: Working the case. Sharpening my poker skills for Valdano.
Jake: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and why are you watching this children's beauty pageant?
Captain Holt: For fun, obviously. No, Jayla, don't drop the baton. No, I had so much riding on you!

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: It was the "shouldn't've" that finally tipped me off. I've never heard you use a double contraction before.
Captain Holt: And you never will again.

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