Quote from Charles in the episode NutriBoom
Jake: So not a big deal, there was just a little bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our NutriContracts.
Angela: Absolutely. It happens all the time. All you need to do is sign a few things.
Jake: Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up.
Angela: I'll also need $10,000.
Jake: What's that?
Angela: I'm sorry. It's payment for the last shipment. Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee plus something we call a coward's charge. And that comes to $10,000. Congratulations.
Charles: Thank you. I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included?
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.
Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1
Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!
Quote from the episode Into the Woods
Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
Quote from Scully
Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.