Amy: Well, I'm not sure there's anything left to try. No matter what I did, he just kept interrupting me with all his own ideas.
Captain Holt: Were they good ideas?
Amy: I don't know. I didn't listen to them. Damn. Did you just solve it that easily?
Captain Holt: Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy is not a chore, it's a pleasure. Because an Amy is a tool.
Amy: I'm a tool?
Captain Holt: Yes, you're a massive tool. You're useful and valuable. Sure, an Amy can be intimidating sometimes because they have such strong ideas. But you should always listen to an Amy because they will only make you better. At least, that's my experience.
Amy: Thank you, sir.

Rosa: All you have to do is say a few nice comments during the memorial.
Captain Holt: As God said when Wuntch tried to sneak past the gates into heaven, "It ain't happening, honey."
Rosa: [cackles]

Amy: Captain, how are you feeling?
Captain Holt: Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.
Amy: Smart. Something bland.
Captain Holt: That's my favorite breakfast.

Amy: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Captain Holt: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.

Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.

Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.

Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.