Jake: Look, I don't care that I lost a Speed. I care that the FBI is not taking the case seriously. They think the bomber is just some idiot, but what if he's not an idiot? What if he wanted it to go off at midnight? Oh, my God. He wanted it to go off at midnight.
Rosa: Why? Wouldn't it just be an empty parking lot with nobody in it?
Jake: Yeah, but there could be a target there, which he would try to hit again. There's gonna be a second bomb, just like in Speed! [gasps] I've got a Speed again!
Rosa: I thought you said you didn't care about it being a Speed.
Jake: Of course, I care about it being a Speed! That's all I care about! I've got to go!
Rosa: You owe me money for this.
Jake: Good one, Rosa!

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Charles: Really never seen Speed, sir? Keanu Reeves, Sandy Bullock, Jeff Daniels at the height of his sexual powers?

Charles: Uh-oh, I know that strut. Little hip swing, playful butt bounce... Somebody made a collar!
Jake: Not loving you talking about my butt bounce, but, also, hell, yeah, someone collared a big dog!
Charles: Woof, woof!

Rosa: So you lost a Speed That sucks. At least you didn't have a Sister Act taken from you.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Bracco confessed. The undercover operation is over.
Rosa: But I just got a spot in the choir.
[present:]
Jake: Wait, is that the real reason you left the force?
Rosa: It didn't help.