Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 5347

Quote from Jake in the episode Stakeout

Jake: Hey, this is a kind of weird request, but would you maybe mind chewing your Nortfluskers with your mouth closed?
Charles: I can't, and I'm excited to tell you why. I have a new eating method. I realized that open mouths oxygenate the food, so it's kind of like wine tasting.
Jake: And I hear you, buddy. I really do. It's just, it's pretty gross, so maybe just while we're together, you could keep the old chewer shut?

 Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Jake: I guess that's your new best friend now, Santiago. Emphasis on "Iago," backstabber.
Amy: I'm surprised you've read Othello.
Jake: What the hell's Othello? I'm calling you the parrot from Aladdin.

 ‘Stakeout’ Quotes

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: The hippo with heads on both ends, that's Hitchcock and Scully.
Amy: How do they defecate?
Sergeant Jeffords: It's a kid's book, Santiago!

Quote from Hitchcock

Hitchock: Looks like Boyle's out and Hitchcock's in. What do you want to do tonight? Go to a strip club? Have dinner with my wife?
Jake: Are those separate options, or does she live at the strip club?
Hitchcock: You wanna know, you gotta go.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Wuntchtime is over. Boom! Did it. Had it both ways. No regrets.

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