Charles: Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer approaching at 12:00.
Jake: The file just started downloading. How much time do we have?
Charles: I don't know, but he's a polka dotter.
Jake: Polka Dotter, what does that mean?
Charles: Of the eight types of walkers: polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers, stompers you don't know about this?
Jake: Nobody does, Charles. You clearly just read some weird blog post.
Charles: First of all, Popmango.com is not a weird blog. It's infotainment. Secondly, polka dot walkers take short strides on their toes.
Jake: I don't wanna learn about polka dotters right now. Just get out there and stall him.

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!

Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.

Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.

Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.