Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 9243

Quote from Hitchcock in the episode The Tattler

Scully: Pretty sure it's a guy eating a sandwich. I'll prove it to you.
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm not buying you any more sandwiches, Scully.
Scully: I'm doing this for us!
Hitchcock: Guys, we can't fight. That's what the Horndog wants.

Hitchcock Quotes

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Sergeant Jeffords: Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident.
Hitchcock: I did, but it brought me and Scully closer together.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt. 2

Amy: Hey, I think I found something interesting. I was double-checking last month's surveillance photos, and I noticed this. Hawkins has two different phones: her normal cell, and then this one that only has one app on the home screen Snapchat.
Hitchcock: Oh, she's up to something. Snapchat messages disappear. You can send anything to anybody, and after they see it, it's like I never sent it.
Captain Holt: Nobody ask Hitchcock why he knows that.

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Amy: Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off?
Hitchcock: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

'The Tattler' Quotes

Quote from Charles

Rosa: Hey. So you know how Alicia and I broke up because she moved to London, then we tried to make it work, but the distance was too much and we broke up again?
Charles: No. The last thing you told me about yourself was that you were bi.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Why is everyone gathered around the radio? Ooh, are they testing the emergency broadcasting system?

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Well, this is a total waste of time.
Sergeant Jeffords: Sure, but you can still have fun, even if you're wasting time.
Captain Holt: That's absurd. Productivity is what makes things fun. That's why humans go to work.
Sergeant Jeffords: It is?

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