Rosa: Gina said Holt is still in the building.
Jake: But where? I have to get into their heads. Woo.
"Bob, what are you doing?"
"I'm breaking the law, Raymond, because I'm the worst. Now walk out of this room as if nothing is happening."
"You'll never get away with this, Bob. Jake is on his way. He's a great cop, and he's going to save me."
"Really? He seemed so immature."
"Yes, he seems that way, but I know the real Jake. He's like a son to me. And when this is all through, we're going on a road trip together."
Rosa: Jake!
Jake: Rosa, shh! I'm working on the case right now.

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Charles: What about me? What if something happens to Jake, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Jake.

Rosa: We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live.
Sergeant Jeffords: I thought you had Amy over there once.
Rosa: Yeah, it was fun. I moved the next day.

Jake: H is for Holt. He's leading us right to him. Now all we have to do is follow the trail of chocolate.
Scully: This, this is why I became a cop.