Laura: You should talk to Quentin Chase. He's a big-time Silicon Valley investor now, and he was just telling me all about it. Quentin, come here. You have got to talk to Gina. She basically invented apps. They were going to be called "lications."
Gina: You really bungled that.

Gina: After my initial design, they said it couldn't be done. They said it was too tall, too flashy building codes, bureaucracy. Cut to the Freedom Tower as you see it today.

Jake: I feel like I'm still pretty mad.
Gina: Peter Parker wasn't mad at his spider.

Gina: Guys, you know how I thought it would be so much fun to lie to everyone tonight?
Jake: Yeah. Did it finally catch up with you?
Gina: No, the opposite. Someone wants to buy a company I made up on the spot. The elevator pitch had him drooling.
[cut to Gina talking to Quentin Chase]
Gina: As a mother, I'm always struggling to find quality playdates. Most two-year-olds are boring, lame duds.
Quentin Chase: All of my daughter's friends suck.
Gina: Well, with Todddddler's proprietary algorithm, you will be matched with top tots, and those boring duds they'll stay where they belong: the hell away from you and your family.

Mikey Joseph: Anyway, how are you, Gina? What have you been up to?
Gina: Nothing crazy. Yeah, just writing those "Thor" movies.
Mikey Josephy: Seriously? Oh, my God. Tell me everything.
Gina: Legally, I can't get into it too much, but just know that the next one will have a lot more full frontal.
Mikey Joseph: Well, if you need some ska for your soundtrack-
Gina: Oh! This is them. This is Marvel. They probably want to talk about "Thor 4: More Thor." I gotta take this.

Gina: I can't raise my kid and create an app and work at the Nine-Nine. It's too much.
Jake: Well, then prepare for me to murder your parents right in front of your face.
Gina: Rude.
Jake: No. It's Batman's origin story, like the radioactive spider thing you did with me.
Gina: I don't read comic books.

Jake: Gina I think your talents might be wasted at the Nine-Nine. I love you, but it might be time for you to move on.
Gina: Um, are you firing me?
Jake: What? No. I don't think I could even do that.
Gina: Good, because I quit. You know, tonight I realized that my talents are being wasted at the Nine-Nine.
Jake: Okay, that's kind of exactly what I just said.
Gina: Jake, let me finish. This is serious. It's time for me to move on. For real, though, it is.

Jake: Listen. Gina Linetti is not a perfect person.
Gina: Mm, I'm hoping this gets more supportive as it goes along.
Jake: But what she lacks in perfection, she makes up for with an utter and total belief that she is perfect.
Gina: Ooh, you said "but," and then you said something worse.
Jake: She is fiercely loyal. She will do the right thing for you even when you can't see it for yourself, and she's saved my ass countless times.
Gina: And it's been 12. I counted.

Gina: Yeah, I'm the reason you're a cop. I'm your origin story, dude. You can't be mad at me.

Gina: Q. Get off the phone. Now, I'm not sure how serious you were about funding, but I should tell you there's 103 other bidders.
Quentin Chase: Oof, I am not a fan of getting into bidding wars.
Gina: Then don't make an offer, 'cause I want babies on my app, but not in my boardroom. Oh, damn, Gina.
Quentin Chase: Did you just "oh, damn" yourself?
Gina: Someone had to.

Gina: Jake! Charles! Captain wants to see you! I cannot get through this room anymore, so I'm yelling everything now. Nancy, Captain said you can go to your psychologist this morning. You're clear! Get your head right.

Captain Holt: In short, Commissioner Kelly's new initiative is a regressive, wrongheaded return to the NYPD's darkest days. How was that?
Gina: Like watching a corpse wash up on shore, lifeless.

Gina: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Captain Holt: Gina Linetti spaghetti confetti.
Gina: Faster.
Captain Holt: GinaLinettispaghetticonfetti.
Amy: Captain Holt.
Gina: Uh, yeah, can't you see we're in the middle of something?

Gina: Come on, you gotta pace it up, okay? You need to smile more. Energize the eyes! Gesticulate!
Captain Holt: You're describing the behavior of a crazy person.
Gina: Am I? Because right now, you can't take your eyes off me.

Captain Holt: Oh, that must be the camera crew, here to set up the remote.
Gina: Oh, but you're not ready. This is gonna be like "The King's Speech," before he lost all that weight or whatever. I haven't seen that movie.