Sergeant Jeffords: I never thought I'd say this, but Floorgasm has a point. You're being super irresponsible. You have a batitude. That's a bad attitude.

Sergeant Jeffords: Gina! What the hell? I defended you, and your urgent matter was just practising for some stupid dance show?
Gina: Look, I can't help it if my life is literally a Step Up movie.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, is it? Well then I suggest you think of this moment as the montage where you buckle down and take your job seriously so your boss doesn't kill you.

Sergeant Jeffords: Sir, she's a deputy chief. I'm sure she wants what's best for the community.
Captain Holt: She doesn't care about the community. She only cares about defeating me. This is war, Sarge, the War on Wuntch.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh good, you've named it.

Sergeant Jeffords: Sir, if you ask me, you're acting like a real Victor Emmanuel III.

Sergeant Jeffords: Dude, your head is so small! Like a... No, no, it's so small! Jake: All right.
Sergeant Jeffords: Where do you keep your brains?

Sergeant Jeffords: You gotta promise me, you won't let them give me the operation. I wanna have more kids. I don't want the vasectomy. Promise me, tiny head, promise me!