Quote from Jake in the episode NutriBoom
Jake: All right, here's the plan: we infiltrate their headquarters and get their financial records. But how do we get in, you ask? By attending today's meeting of President's Club Admiral Level NutriMasters at the NutriTower Life Base.
Charles: I don't know, they know we're cops, we can't just walk in.
Jake: Correct. We can't walk right in, but we know someone who's a high-level NutriBoom distributor who can. And he looks exactly like you.
Quote from the episode The Vulture
Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.
Quote from the episode AC/DC
Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.
Quote from the episode Halloween
Charles: Santiago, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it.
Amy: Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?
Jake: "Kind, sober and fully dressed." Good news, everyone. We found the name of Santiago's sex tape!
Quote from Scully
Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.
Quote from Charles
Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords
Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.