Rosa: Crime tech report from your apartment came back. Apparently they found a strand of hair belonging to Mario Lopez.
Gina: I bought a lock of his hair at an auction. That's cool it's real.

Gina: So, what do we do next? Do I just look for another apartment? Should I buy a handgun? Should I buy a shotgun? Should I buy an uzi?

Captain Holt: Gina, please keep an eye on Boyle today. He's gonna say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Gina: Sure, I'd love to see Charles get punched.
Captain Holt: Try again.
Gina: I will stop Charles from getting punched.
Captain Holt: Correct.

Charles: Have you seen Rosa?
Gina: Rosa died eight years ago. Come on, let's get you a drink.

Gina: I'm hiding from Charles. I can't take him any more. It's safe in here because his scooter can't get up the stairs.

Amy: How long can you possibly hide in here?
Gina: I sent all the captain's calls here. My phone battery's at 100% charge. And I have ten loose diner mints in my purse. This is my home now.

Gina: Welcome to the Boyle-free zone. Please turn off all cell phones so as not to attract any unwanted attention. Can I offer you a mint?

Jake: He's here. Boyle is here.
Gina: This is so fun! I wish you guys got shot more often.

Gina: I could take a pic of myself dressed up as an elf. "Elfie selfie."

Sergeant Jeffords: My psych evaluation is today. They're gonna decide if I'm ready to make it back on the streets.
Gina: Why do you care what they think? Psychologists are just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics.

Gina: (To Amy) Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine?

Gina: Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your Grandmother.
Amy: I live alone. This is my stuff. I like quilts.
Gina: Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder.

Gina: Rough night?
Amy: Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan.
Gina: Oh, no. Oh, Amy, I was ordering a drink called a "Rough Night." It's tequila with a nicotine patch.

Gina: Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you want to suck up to Holt? Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship.
Amy: You said the only reason you were coming was to see whether my apartment was the reason I'm single or it was my personality, like you suspected.
Gina: Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. Love the view up here! Clip clop. Clip clop. Clip clop.

Gina: Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton, re: sex tape.