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Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Captain Holt: Let's not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.
Gina: Which suggests pre-adolescent trauma leading to a pattern of criminality that probably began as a juvenile. I'm taking an abnormal psych class, and everyone in it is obsessed with me.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: [on the phone] Duncan, I almost died. It was amazing.
Duncan: I heard all about it, Gines. Look, you're trending!
Gina: And from my pain comes triumph!
Duncan: Love that. And we can use this publicity to get more money out of those bottled water guys. You really impressed them at drinks last night!
Gina: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah we should talk about this later.
Duncan: Sorry, you're breaking up. Look, I said they loved you at the drinks last night the drinks last night that you had with the water people? Crap, I just hit the Holland Tunnel, but again, [volume decreasing] great job with the drinks last night! [distantly] Bye.
Gina: Jake, did you hear that?

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: G-Hive! Are you ready for three new Gina-mandments? Number one, you can be anything you set your mind to as long as you're already great at it! Number two, no one knows you can't take it with you! Be buried with your money. Cha-ching! Number three, if you fall down nine times you gotta reassess your walking, 'cause something's wrong.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Jake: So what's been going on with you?
Gina: Well, that's actually why I called. It's not a big deal at all, but someone's threatening to murder me.
Jake: What?
Sergeant Jeffords: Damn, Gina!
Gina: I mean, I'm not worried about it in the slightest. Anyone who has an online presence gets meaningless threats. It actually is a sign that I made it.
Sergeant Jeffords: Congrats?
Gina: Thanks. Thank you.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, sorry I'm late.
Gina: Oh, you should be, Terrance. You almost missed the surprise we got for you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Huh, what is it?
Jake: I think you mean, "Who is it?" Bryant Ungerbert?
Bryant Ungerbert: Hello, Terry Jeffords. It's been far too long, old friend.
Gina: We did the right thing.
Jake: Yes we did, Gina.
Gina: Who's Gina?
Jake: Are you still on drugs?
Gina: Yeeeah.
Jake: Oh, tight.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Bring your ass down here so we can finish our conversation.
Jake: We can do that later, Gina.
Gina: First of all, I have so much adrenaline pumping through my body right now I can feel almost nothing. Secondly, you can't say no to me. I have a knife in my back.
Jake: Yeah, that tracks.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: But I don't know what to say about the other stuff because this is my life and I don't want to apologize for that.
Jake: No, and Gina, you shouldn't have to. Look, I'm really proud of you.
You're totally killing it.
Gina: Yeah, people want to stab me.
Jake: I mean, that's a very positive way of looking at things, but yeah.
Gina: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha-ha! Hoo hoo! I hit a new level of pain. Please keep talkin', please keep talkin'!

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Oooh! That's a knife! That is a knife in my back. That's so weird to say. There's a knife in my back.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, guys. How you feeling, Gina?
Gina: Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't. Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't.
Jake: She's very hopped up on painkillers.
Gina: Hold up, when did you learn French, Monsieur La baguette?
Jake: [in French accent] Oh, as a bebe.
Gina: Oh, oui! Oui, oui, oui, oui.
Jake: It actually helps to play along, I'm assuming.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Jake, I cannot wait for this doctor. Will you please grab this knife out of my back? Get it!
Jake: Gina, it's already out.
Gina: What?

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Jake, I had a work thing. I can't believe you're being such a baby about this.
Jake: I'm not being a baby.
Gina: Look, I'm sorry I lied, okay? It was a big opportunity for me. I was having drinks with the brand director of a bottled water company. I can't say which one, but it rhymes with, "fart water."

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: In the beginning, there was nothing. And then God, a woman, said, "Let there be Gina!"

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: And now, I wanna hear from you, my baby G-Hive! Yes, girl in the mustard sweater.
Menla Park: Hi, Gina. I just quit my job and left my husband who loves parkour more than he loves me. And it's all because of your Gina-mendment: "If the light in your house is dim, change the bulb."
Gina: Yes! I have time for 15 more compliments.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Sergeant Jeffords: Guys, uniformed officers found Marvin hiding in a bathroom at the event space. He's in custody. We got him!
Gina: That's great! I hope they give him the chair.

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