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Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Jake: Holy crap.
Captain Holt: No one can know about this, understood?
Jake: Understood.
Gina: Understood. What? I hang out in the men's room all the time. The acoustics are amazing.

Quote from the episode The Mole

Gina: First off, I would like to remind you all about several notable men from my past. The rock-climbing backpacker, the underwear model, the guy who looked like Tywin Lannister. I bring these men to mind so you can appreciate this dalliance for what it was, an outlier. I will now take questions.
Hitchcock: How was the sex?
Gina: Gross.
Hitchcock: The sex was gross, or I'm gross?
Gina: You're gross. The sex was adequate.
Rosa: How many times did you do it?
Gina: 16 and a third. Don't ask, can't explain.
Charles: I have a question. Do you have any regrets?
Gina: No. It was pretty fun. Thank you so much for coming out today.

Quote from the episode The Mole

Gina: Can I have everyone's attention, please. Charles Boyle and I had sex.
Sergeant Jeffords: What the hell?
Charles: Gina, what are you doing?
Gina: Amy was right. People will be shocked, and then they'll get over it and we can move on. At least this way, I get to control how it gets out. I'm about to Olivia pope this sitch.

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Gina: On your mark, get Seth- Rogen! Contestants must make it past the barricade hurdles then use a bean bag gun to get a snack. You will eat the snack in its entirety. Next, head down to the first floor where you will locate a pamphlet about bullying. Then print out a picture of me using a laptop from 1982 whoever grabs their printout first is the winner!

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Gina: On your marks, get set, Ruffalo!

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Gina: The Jimmy jabs has claimed its first victims. Boyle, you made no impact. Also, Detective Scully has withdrawn due to food poisoning, which I think we all saw coming.

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Gina: Jake will go first, then Amy, then Rosa. On your mark, get set, Paul Gosselaar!

Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games

Gina: Okay, guys, as usual, the loser of each event is eliminated from the games. The winner gets a bonus in the final round. Our first event is "The mouthathon." In front of you is month-old Chinese food from the fridge. Go ahead and eat as much as you can stomach. On your mark, get set, Wahlberg!

Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk

Gina: Jake, I am so scared that man is about to make a huge mistake, RE: his vas deferens.

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Gina: First batch of arrest files is done-zo Washington.
Sergeant Jeffords: There's only three files here. It's been an hour.
Gina: Yeah, I know. It has not been a productive morning. For example, somebody used the toaster in front of Boyle. And then Boyle spent 30 minutes lecturing him on how to make a sandwich. I'd describe the work flow today as dismal with a tiny, little splash of pathetic.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Captain Holt: Sergeant Jeffords, my office.
Gina: Uh-oh. He probably wants to talk to you about how your shirts aren't tight enough probably.

Quote from the episode The Pontiac Bandit Returns

Gina: Oh, my God! I have an idea. Let's open presents. I wanna see what everyone got everyone and how everyone reacts poorly.

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Jake: He's here. Boyle is here.
Gina: This is so fun! I wish you guys got shot more often.

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Captain Holt: Let's not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.
Gina: Which suggests pre-adolescent trauma leading to a pattern of criminality that probably began as a juvenile. I'm taking an abnormal psych class, and everyone in it is obsessed with me.

Quote from the episode Return of the King

Gina: [on the phone] Duncan, I almost died. It was amazing.
Duncan: I heard all about it, Gines. Look, you're trending!
Gina: And from my pain comes triumph!
Duncan: Love that. And we can use this publicity to get more money out of those bottled water guys. You really impressed them at drinks last night!
Gina: Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah we should talk about this later.
Duncan: Sorry, you're breaking up. Look, I said they loved you at the drinks last night the drinks last night that you had with the water people? Crap, I just hit the Holland Tunnel, but again, [volume decreasing] great job with the drinks last night! [distantly] Bye.
Gina: Jake, did you hear that?

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