Amy: Sergeant, I'm learning so much. We both have blue hand towels. We have the same microwave. And, once I buy coasters made out of geodes, we'll both have those.

Amy: Not a gift, snitch. It didn't cost me anything. Just my worthless man hours.

Amy: High ceilings, three bedrooms. Why does every perp have a nicer apartment than me?

Amy: You wanted to see me sirs? I was reading the sergeant's lips through the window. He either said "bring in Santiago next" or something about a San Diego nest.

Jake: I thought you guys were solid. Didn't you just get a joint Library Card?
Amy: Don't remind me. I'm going to be untangling that web for a month.

Jake: I love you so much. You're my dream girl.
Amy: I love you too. I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

Amy: Hello, friends. Who here would like to see a presentation of crime statistics as a function of demographics and time? Who wants to see a picture of a dead body?

Jake: At least three of us must be in there at all times. It's not a party if there's not four people.
Amy: Especially between the sheets!

Amy: Well, if I'm being honest, I would like a prettier dress.
Rosa: There you go.
Amy: And I would like it to have some lace.
Rosa: Uh-huh.
Amy: And a sweetheart neckline, thank you very much.
Rosa: What else?
Amy: And I want a mermaid cut with tulip sleeves.
Rosa: Say it again. Say it loud.
Amy: A mermaid cut with tulip frickin' sleeves!

Captain Holt: Something to share with the rest of us, Santiago?
Amy: No, sir. I wasn't -- Peralta was the one that was talking!
Jake: God, you must've been the worst fourth grader ever.
Amy: Joke's on you! I skipped fourth grade.

Amy: Fraud dog! Fraud dog! Fraud dog!
Rosa: Juice Ellen! Juice Ellen!
Amy: Fraud dog!

Amy: I'm in! A bet which improves someone's manners? Double score.

Amy: That's not true. I've done stuff. Just say ones that are a little less wild.
Gina: Uh, never have I ever made a turn without signaling.
Amy: Okay, a turn is a big deal. It's not like you said, never have I ever changed lanes without signaling.
Rosa: Never have I ever changed lanes without signaling.
Amy: You guys are insane!
Kylie: Never have I ever accepted the terms and conditions without reading them.
Amy: It's too risky.
Rosa: Left a movie without watching the credits.
Amy: Those people worked hard.
Gina: Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner.
Amy: They make the conditioner. They know what they're doing.

Amy: I wish I had taken the LSATs. Not to be a lawyer. Just seems like a fun test.
Rosa: Dude, you're bumming us out.

Amy: Jake, Karen is a grown woman with a pretty respectable credit score. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
Jake: Amy, I know that you have a binder, but you don't know her like I do. She's too trusting for her own good. She's fallen for more Nigerian scams than Scully.
Amy: She's fallen for 20 Nigerian scams?
Jake: 20? That's insane. No, she's fallen for 2. Scully's fallen for 20?
Amy: Yeah.