Quote from the episode The Mole
Amy: Look, you don't have to be worried. I will never tell anyone about you and Charles. But honestly, it's not as embarrassing as you think. It was shocking, but then I got over it and it seemed normal. Except for seeing how hairless Charles's legs are. Does he shave them?
Gina: No, he wears really cheap pants, and as far as I can tell he's been chaffed smooth.
Amy: Yikes.
Gina: Imagine that wrapped around you.
Quote from the episode The Jimmy Jab Games
Sergeant Jeffords: Apparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president.
Amy: Is that Bujar Nishani or is it still Bamir Topi?
Gina: Oh, Ames, let me check. Mmm, it just says no one likes you.
Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk
Gina: Hold it up. You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar.
Quote from the episode Undercover
Amy: Oh my god, what is on your sweater?
Gina: As everyone knows, my spirit animal is nature's greatest predator, the wolf. But I committed a horrible sexual blunder and I'm no longer wolf-worthy. My spirit animal is now this, the naked mole-rat, God's disgusting mistake.
Amy: Yeah, it's pretty ugly.
Gina: Hey, only I get to talk about my spirit animal that way. You don't get to say that.
Quote from the episode Undercover
Gina: Hey, Charles, you pretty excited about Jake being back?
Charles: Yeah, it's like when I was a kid and my grandma came home from the hospital, only better because Jake's not unresponsive.
Gina: Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies.
Quote from the episode Undercover
Gina: Nobody can ever know that we had sex, all right. I have spent years cultivating a reputation as somebody who sleeps with bike messengers or better.
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