Jake: Attention, squad. Put your hands together for the long-anticipated reunion of-
Gina: The DDC!
Jake: DD-
Gina: C!
Jake: DD-
Gina: C!
Jake: Put a J with a G You get-
Gina: DD-
Both: C!
Jake: Uh, the gas face.

Rosa: What the hell is the DDC?
Charles: I don't know, but I love it!
Jake: The DDC is the Dope-
Gina: Denim-
Jake: Crew. Our 20-year high school reunion is tonight, and the party is '90s-themed, so we're dressing the way we did back then, AKA hella fresh.

Jake: Wow, this place hasn't changed one bit in 20 years. It's a real indictment of the public school system.

Mikey Joseph: Jake! Tina!
Jake: No way! Mikey J! Amy, this is Mike Joseph, AKA the lead funk bassist from my legendary ska band, Skalvester Skallone.
Mikey Joseph: We had one song. Oh...
All: Stop or my mom will ska, Stop or my mom will ska, Whoa!
Jake: We were so bad. I can't believe we thought we were gonna make it. So what have you been up to, man?
Mikey Joseph: Well, I'm still trying to get the music thing started.
Jake: Oh, cool, cool, cool. Never give up.

Jake: Yes, we all have jobs and work on coffins. I didn't tattle, but whatevs. We don't have to keep talking about it.

Jake: Brandon Bliss was my friend! Why would I tattle on my friend?

Jake: The nickname was inaccurate, is all I'm saying.

Jake: Anyways, as you can tell, I am totally over it.

Jake: I didn't tattle! [crowd silent] So, I think I might not be over it.

Jake: Ugh, this is so unfair. Everyone remembers me as the Tattler, but somehow, no one remembers that Darren "Doo Doo" Donaldson crapped himself during PE. Look at him out there, dancing on the dance floor like he's lived a doo doo-free life.

Jake: It's not even the nickname that bothers me. It's that I'm being wrongfully accused. I didn't tattle. I mean, if it was the truth, go ahead and call me the Tattler all day long.
Jason: Hey, Tattler.
Jake: Not cool, Jason!

Amy: You were wrongfully accused. We're cops. Let's just find the real Tattler and prove your innocence.
Jake: Yes! I love it! Why learn to grow when you can fix the past? This is exactly why I don't need therapy.
Amy: Not sure that's the lesson I want you to take away from this.
Jake: Too late! We're gonna prove I wasn't the Tattler. Therapy is a scam. Let's do this.

Amy: All right, we should start by talking to Brandon Bliss and find out who told him you were the Tattler.
Jake: Unfortunately, Bliss is not here. Probably in the VIP section at a Fatboy Slim concert.
Amy: Would that be cool for a 37-year-old?
Jake: The funk soul brother is timeless, Ames.

Amy: Okay, here's Brandon's info. Third period, first semester- Any of these people on the football team? Scott Alford, Taylor Black- Wow, Tom Brady?
Jake: Different Tom Brady. He was in theater. Although he was the MVP of that year's production of "Fiddler."

Quentin Chase: Yeah, the speech was great, but I've also been lying the whole night. I'm not a tech mogul. I came here to mess with people.
Gina: How dare you?
Quentin Chase: Speaking of which, did either one of you drive? 'Cause I could use a ride.
Gina: No, Quentin.
Jake: Oh, Quentin.