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Quote from the episode Casecation

Jake: So?
Amy: [singing] Casecation All I ever wanted.

Quote from the episode Casecation

Jake: So have you ever heard of a guy named Bruno Rojas?
Amy: Yeah, big guy in the Colombian cartel, right?
Jake: He was, until he got shot in the chest yesterday by his top lieutenant. Apparently, the bullet went straight through his nipple.
Amy: Whoa. Nature's bull's-eye.
Jake: Oh, my God, I love the way your brain works.

Quote from the episode The Therapist

Amy: It's not a big deal, okay? Just take the book. I promise I won't tell anyone.
Hitchcock: Hey, Sarge, I heard you need some sex tips.
Amy: Except for the people I already told.

Quote from the episode The Good Ones

Captain Holt: To Sergeant Santiago.You were on maternity leave longer than expected because of the pandemic, but now that all first responders have been vaccinated, you've returned. Cheers.
All: Cheers.
Jake: Not exactly an emotional welcome back... Are you crying?
Amy: Oh, he just always knows exactly what to say.
Jake: She's consistent.

Quote from the episode The Good Ones

Sergeant Jeffords: You okay? Your leg shake is rattling the windows out there.
Amy: I'm stressed. It's Captain Holt. You won't believe what he said to me.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Hello, Santiago. How's your lunch?
[present:]
Amy: Pretty bad, right?
Sergeant Jeffords: That he politely asked you about your lunch?
Amy: It was small talk. Captain Holt always says that true friends sit in silence. Small talk is for...
Both: Strangers and con men.
Amy: So I'm a stranger now. This is my big fear about having a child, losing my spark with my boss.

Quote from the episode Gintars

Dr. Ronald Yee: Well, the flies are not reacting. I can keep going, but I'll tell you now, it's very unlikely there are any traces of blood in here.
Rosa: Well, according to my timeline, this is the only place the murder could have happened.
Amy: Sorry, Rosa, looks like your timeline's wrong. Because the flies don't lie. You can use that if you want.
Captain Holt: He's not gonna use a cheeky slogan. He's a man of science.
Dr. Ronald Yee: I like it. The flies don't lie.

Quote from the episode Gintars

Captain Holt: Dr. Yee has recently bred a species of fly that has increased sensitivities to certain human proteins.
Amy: They can detect trace amounts of blood, even if it's been cleaned with bleach.
Captain Holt: Or masked with animal urine.
Amy: Oh, I was building to that. Thanks for stealing my thunder.

Quote from the episode Gintars

Amy: Anyway, Dr. Yee is a genius in the field of forensic entomology. They call him "Father Fly." How cool is that?
Rosa: 0%.

Quote from the episode Gintars

Rosa: So I'm positive the murder happened inside this apartment, but CSI could find no traces of blood. I'd like to ask the FBI to bring in a team of lab techs.
Captain Holt: This would require Commissioner Kelly signing off. Before I make that ask, is there anything else we can do?
Amy: Um, I'm pretty sure there is. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Captain Holt: I am now.
Both: We need Yee!

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: Guys! Vice principal caught me in the library. Let's roll!

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Jake: He asked me to ditch class one day with him and his buddies, steal a school van, and go get drunk at his parents' cabin, but the day before we were supposed to go, someone ratted Brandon out, and he got suspended. He thought I was the one who told, and from that day forward, everyone called me "The Tattler."
Amy: Tattler. It's a sexy nickname.

Quote from the episode The Tattler

Amy: Jake, this isn't so bad. History is full of great tattlers. Martin Luther King tattled on racists.
Jake: That's a pretty undercutting way of describing his accomplishments.
Amy: I was trying to help. It felt bad.

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Captain Holt: Let's talk quickly before he returns and makes this all about himself again.
Amy: Okay. We can't use uniforms from other precincts because they'll call out sick, too. So I asked the other captains in the district to lend us some detectives.
Captain Holt: Smart. They have a different union.
Amy: And they each sent us two people. They said they were happy to do it.
Captain Holt: Huh. That's odd. I wouldn't be happy to give up two of my detectives, unless...
Amy: Dear God.
[later:]
Amy: They sent us their Hitchcock-and-Scullys.
Captain Holt: It's a nightmare.

Quote from the episode Blue Flu

Captain Holt: Prong two... Jeffords and Santiago, your job is to keep crime down. Figure out how we police this precinct with no police.
Sergeant Jeffords: Prong two, baby... the best prong.
Jake: I mean, we're all in it together. It's not like this is a competition between prongs.
Amy: Says the prong who breaks the most.

Quote from the episode The Lake House

Charles: Hey, Amy, I wanted to give you this. I made Mac a truffle squash puree. I'm not trying to show you how to do anything, I'm just trying to apologize.
Amy: It's okay, Charles. I actually learned something from you yesterday. Mac has trouble sleeping because I bother him too much. When he was locked in that room no one could check on him, and it was the longest nap he's ever taken. So thank you for the mousse.
Charles: I can't believe you actually took it.
Amy: Of course I took it. You locked my baby in a room, Charles. You're gonna be cooking for him until he goes to college, okay?
Charles: Okay.
Amy: Great, thanks.

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