Gina: Mkay, my move?
Captain Holt: Ah, whites go first.
Gina: Oh, chess really is like life. Commentary. The game you love is racist and you're complicit.

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Amy: Gina, can I talk to you for a second?
Gina: Yeah, what's up? Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems; you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Amy: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss, I've read books.

Captain Holt: This is ridiculous. This has nothing to do with police work.
Sergeant Jeffords: Exactly. It's about being noticed, and right now, no one is noticing you.
Gina: I didn't even realize we were talking to a third party, presently.

Gina: And when you tweet again, you should probably stop communicating in numbers, kay?
Captain Holt: There's a 0% chance of that.

Gina: Hey, guys, can I be real? I just took a bunch of diamonds from the evidence locker. No one ever changed the code. Anyway, toodaloo.
Sergeant Jeffords: Was she being real?
Charles: I honestly can't tell.

Rosa: Anyway, with nobody watching me, I was able to figure out what Holt was up to and then I had my other partner intercept Cheddar.
Sergeant Jeffords: Who was that?
Bill: It's me, Bill.
Gina: Thurprithe reveal.

Rosa: My point is, when Adrian and I broke up, something felt off. I think it's 'cause I wasn't out yet so I couldn't really be myself with anyone. But I don't know, I always thought we would end up together. And now he's going away and... ugh, this is stupid.
Amy: It's not stupid. You gotta tell him how you feel.
Rosa: He's already at the airport and he doesn't own a phone. I'll never make it in time.
Gina: Yes, you will! Another surprise reveal.
Amy: I mean, we knew you were around.
Rosa: I watched you enter.
Gina: Nope, you were both shocked. Come on, I'll give you a ride to the airport.
Rosa: I mean, that's nice but traffic.
Gina: Oh, sweet Rosa. There's no such thing as traffic when you're driving in an armored truck.
Rosa: Okay, let's do this.
Gina: I already have my keys. Ooh, yet another surprise reveal.

Gina: Stupid Rosa. Thinks she can jump on my truck like Salt from the movie Salt.

Gina: Well, well, well. You thought you could have a final heist without me?
Jake: I texted you about it like 50 times.
Gina: Yeah, but, Jake, I'm important now. So if you want to reach me, you should call into Watch What Happens Live. Andy Cohen always knows where I am, okay? Anyhoo, I'm gonna keep this safe by driving it around in this hot little mama.
Jake: You rented an armored truck?
Gina: No, I bought it. It felt like it was great for the heist and it's also just such a wonderful way to flex on you guys how rich I am now. I'm all about Salmons. [off Jake's look] Salmon. You don't know about the $10,000 bill that has a picture of Salmon P. Chase on it? He's like... It's sad you were unaware of that. Oh, my gosh, this is embarrassing for all you broke bums. [locks door] Okay. You're gonna regret the day you fired me.
Captain Holt: You left of your own volition! We each spent meaningful time with you! [van drives off] We were incredibly supportive!

Captain Holt: Sorry, but you're too late. The tube is mine. Wait, it's empty. Where'd it go?
Gina: You looking for this? Surprise reveal.
All: Gina?
Gina: [evil laughter]

Amy: Sorry. We should just give up. This was such a dumb idea.
Gina: Yeah, it would only matter if we actually thought Rosa was coming home today.
Amy: We should keep going, right?
Gina: Definitely. Also, it's fun to watch you get destroyed by a toilet.

Gina: I'm gonna go with Holt. Seems like people are pairing off for adventures and we have the best rapport.

Amy: What are you two up to?
Gina: Eh, I'm on my phone and Rosa's just sitting there silently. The "yewzh".

Gina: Nothing bad ever happens to me. I have a crystal in my pocket at all times.
Captain Holt: What about when you got hit by that bus?
Gina: That bus was going 60 miles per hour and here I sit before you completely fine. And you wanna say crystals don't work?