Sergeant Jeffords: Go back inside!
Gina: Are you talking to us or the farts?

Gina: Hey, superstar. Why the long fart? Ooh, I meant face. Why the long face?
Sergeant Jeffords: Keep walking, Linetti.

Gina: "Kwazy" with a W, a backwards W.

Charles: These, Madam, are STDs.
Jake: What are you talking about, buddy?
Charles: STDs. Save the Dates. For Vivian and my wedding.
Jake: Ah, yes. Hey, just out of curiosity. How many people have you given STDs to?
Charles: Lots. Like a hundred.
*Everybody but Boyle laughs*
Charles: Oh, I get it. STD has another meaning. You're gross. No one else is gonna think that.
Amy: Everyone else is gonna think that. But it's sweet that your mind didn't go there.
Charles: You're right it is sweet.
Amy: Will your first dance be to You Give Me Fever?
Sergeant Jeffords: Will you be serving crabs at the reception?
Gina: Do you have herpes?

Captain Holt: Stop saying kwazy. And stop playing this inane garbage. It's embarrassing.
Gina: Say it to my face.
Captain Holt: I did. You were looking at your phone.
Gina: Oh. My b.

Gina: It's so addictive, right? I play so much that when I close my eyes at night, I just see cupcakes instead of my normal dizzying array of flashing lights.

Gina: Have you seen Captain Holt? Tall, handsome gentleman dressed like an airline pilot.

Gina: Jake, he is a sea-witch in disguise, do not sing into his shell.

Gina: Can I go with him? Nana made me the intelligent, sensuous woman I am today.
Sergeant Jeffords: Weird way to describe a grandma's influence on you.

Jake: So, talk to me, goose. How are we looking?
Gina: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

Jake: So, hit me. How much do I have to cut back to keep this place?
Gina: Infinity percent.
Technically speaking, you're bankrupt, kiddo.
Jake: That sounds bad.
Gina: It is bad. I only said "kiddo" to soften the blow, kiddo.

Gina: Maybe you're not thinking this through.
Jake: Says the woman who's been engaged eight times.
Gina: Uh, but never married once. Game, set, match. Linetti.

Gina: Jake, he is a sea witch in disguise. Do not sing into his shell.
Jake: I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
Gina: Oh, little mermaid. What have you done?

Gina: But watching Oprah have brunch with her strong female friends has taught me that it's okay to forgive.

Gina: I can't believe I was just briefly attracted to Boyle. Ugh ugh.