Paxton: Lieutenant, the manager of the Capital Trust Bank in Fort Greene is here.
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: Oh, yeah.
Rosa: Was that bank even hit?
Paxton: We brought him in because we think it might be the next target.
Rosa: Is that standard procedure?
Paxton: You ask a lot of questions.
Jake: She really doesn't. One time I broke my arm, and she didn't even ask me what happened, and it was a really funny story. [chuckles] Wow, now nobody's asking what happened? This is insane.

Rosa: Guess we're all a little clumsy.
Jake: Yes, indeed. I stepped on my omelet this morning. Not pertinent, let's continue with our covert conversation.

Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: You know, a bunch of us are going out drinking tonight. You wanna come?
Jake: You know it. But I should probably warn you, me and Rosa go pretty hard.
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: Great. Bring some coke.
Jake: Oh, so you mean, hard, hard. Okay, sweet. Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet. Cocaine. Coc-a-ina.
Rosa: No.
Jake: No?

Jake: Ugh, this place smells like-
Rosa: Regret? Failure?
Jake: Ketchup.

Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: Cell phones in the bag.
Jake: Why?
Paxton: It's standard procedure. We don't like having phones at parties.
Jake: Right, it's like, "Look up from your screens people." You're missing out on the best app there is. Real life.

Rosa: Bartender made me my favorite drink. It's called a bottle of whiskey.
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: I like your style. You know, when I first met you two, I thought you were pretty uptight.
Jake: More like down loose. That's nothing.

Jake: Oh, great. Awesome. Obviously, we're on board. Just one thing, if Rosa doesn't eat breakfast, she's a real bear.Plus, I should go home, take a shower, and gots to watch my "Michael and Kelly."

Jake: I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Rosa: Thanks. I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Jake: Thank you.

Jake: Okay, I know it looks bad. But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey."
Sergeant Jeffords: He got torn up by wolves in that movie.
Jake: That's how it ends? Oh, man. That is depressing. Why would someone make a movie about that?

Matthew Langdon: I'll talk to you, but you gotta follow me; I gotta go feed the hogs.
Jake: Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them? Is it us?
Matthew Langdon: Corn.
Jake: Hmm, corn. Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving.
Amy: Jake.
Jake: Right. Let's go talk.

Jake: Oof. It's pungent out here. It's so weird how food smells so good but farms smell so bad.

Captain Holt: It's a hoax. I didn't wanna alarm the squad. So, please, keep this between us.
Jake: Awesome. I'm great at secrets. Santiago got you like six presents.

Jake: We need to celebrate. Ooh, we need music. Ooh-ohh, ohh, I brought a "Jock Jams" CD for the wedding.
Amy: Oh, we didn't talk about that.
Jake: It was gonna be a surprise. Our first dance was gonna be the "Tootsee Roll." Oh, no, and we didn't get to do it.
Jake: I know.

Jake: Y'all ready for this Jock jam. Whoo Why is on one else dancing? Did I miss something? Feels like I missed something. I'll just keep going until someone tells me to-
All: Stop, Jake.
Jake: All right.

Amy: Oh, my God, Jake, look.
Jake: Yes, the grapes. Oh, and you brought cheese. I don't even want cheese.
Amy: No, Jake, in the lounge.
Jake: Captain Holt?
Captain Holt: Peralta?
Jake: Ay caramba.