Quote from the episode Full Boyle
Jake: But I would argue I am like a beautiful angel of love, who has trouble finding love for himself. Admit that you would see that movie.
Amy: I would.
Jake: Thank you for your honesty.
Quote from the episode Full Boyle
Jake: She has tenure, and also has ten years - times two - older than him.
Rosa: That sucked.
Jake: Yeah.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee-flavored ice cream.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: All books and no magazines. What kind of crappy library's full of books? A crap library. All of the magazines are in the bathroom. Great solve Peralta.
Quote from the episode The Party
Captain Holt: Can I help you?
Jake: Argh. Captain, I didn't hear you silently sneak up on me.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: It's from the finest vinyard in Arkansas.
Aww, samesies!
Quote from the episode The Party
Party guest: There's no one funnier than Ray Holt.
Amy: Amen.
Jake: There isn't?!
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: Adult parties? I believe they're called orgies.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: Happy birthday, you sly old fox. How many spankings is it this year?
Quote from the episode The Party
Captain Holt: I couldn't be happier you're coming.
Jake: And it shows.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: I can't wait to meet Kevin. I assume he's the fun one in the relationship.
Quote from the episode The Party
Jake: Aww man. All the orange soda spilt out of my cereal.
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Jake: We still have to process the perp. You love processing. It's your favorite thing, after organizing your emails and replacing toilet paper rolls.
Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather
Captain Holt: Hello, Peralta.
Jake: Ah, a human greeting. Nicely done.
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