Rosa: What is my favorite soup?
Amy: Chicken noodle.
Gina: Potato leek.
Charles: Corn frickin' noodle. I mean, chowder, damn it.
Rosa: You're all wrong. I've never had soup.
Gina: Don't bother. They all suck.

Gina: I would like a police horse, and I'd like Terry to be riding it almost constantly.

Charles: Oh, hey, can I borrow that? Genevieve's out of town. I need two phones so I can send her a "frontie" and a "backie."
Gina: I don't want your ass in my cloud.

Charles: Oh, I want him out. But I'm too scared to tell him.
Gina: All right, listen. I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on-
Charles: Mm-hmm.

Charles: Okay, I give up. I need your help. I'm ready to try it your way.
Gina: Shh, you came at the perfect time. He's eating, and when an animal eats, that's when they're at their most vulnerable. You need to get in there show him who the alpha is.

Gina: Hey. Beard-o. It's time for you to get out of Charles's house today.
Adrian Pimento: Hang on, ma'am. You don't tell me what to do.
Gina: Uh, that's where you're wrong, baby girl. I run this precinct. Watch this. Scully, go to sleep!
Scully: Okay.

Adrian Pimento: You think you can intimidate me?
Gina: Yeah.
Adrian Pimento: When I was undercover, Jimmy "The Butcher" cut off my little toe with garden shears and made me eat it as a loyalty test. I've been through hell.
Gina: Big deal. I worked an a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years. So not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.

Jake: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago; he was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.
Gina: You mean like a dining room?
Jake: Yeah, but in Manhattan.
Gina: Oh, dang.

Charles: Mapping, mapping, mapping, mapping, mapping, mapping.
Jake: What's going on there, buddy?
Charles: Just making a final imprint of your face before the LASIK surgery goes poorly and my eyeballs get burned off.
Gina: Why stop at the eyes? Burn off your whole head.

Jake: How about this: Amy and I will look after your house while you're gone. Right, Ames?
Amy: Totally.
Gina: I thought you two were watching Ray Charles Boyle.

Jake: All right, well, we're about to go follow up on a lead right now.
Gina: Great; I'm gonna rip a bunch of wires out of your dashboard.
Jake: What? No, don't!

Gina: Okay, but before we go, can we just choose a nice air freshener from the gift shop? You never know when you're gonna find your signature scent.
Captain Holt: I'm not an idiot, Gina; I know for a fact you've already found your signature scent.
Gina: Ugh! I have got to stop living my life out loud.

Jake: Captain Holt! What a pleasant surprise. Gina told me that you were delayed due to a wire situation.
Captain Holt: Yes, the situation is, you can rip them all out but the car still works.
Gina: Sorry, boo.

Gina: You wanted to see me, sir?
Captain Holt: Yes, I have a special project for you.
Gina: Okay, but I'll have you know right now I only fly first class.
Captain Holt: I'm not flying you anywhere.

Captain Holt: I made an application to the M.C. Guffin Foundation for a grant to upgrade our office equipment. Unfortunately, they require a video submission. I understand you have some filmmaking experience.
Gina: Well, you know, I've been re-Vined by Rob Kardashian, so, yeah, I'm a director.
Here's what I'm picturing: I enter, in, like, a Fellini-style getup. Rosa's dressed like a porcupine-